# Cutest baby ever? The votes are in... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 10, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135 "2007-08-10T14:41:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/41 "2007-08-14T09:39:49Z")
My baby. I can’t present him/her yet cos I haven’t had him/her yet, that’s all… (no, I’m not preggers) Oh, and Mom doesn’t have one vote. There’s 1000000 total votes: everybody else gets one, Mom gets the rest. At least my Mom, dunnow 'bout you. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/42 "2007-08-14T11:13:15Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] My turn [My Halloween boy](http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/?action=view¤t=skel5.jpg) [on swing](http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/?action=view¤t=DSCN3143.jpg) [Kickin ass & takin’ naps](http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/?action=view¤t=pics002.jpg) [more cuteness](http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/?action=view¤t=P1010035.jpg) [Flanked by his minions](http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/?action=view¤t=P1010202.jpg) I’ll pick my trophy up later. [/QUOTE] I have to clarify that I mean this as a compliment- He looks like a baby Bud Cort. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/43 "2007-08-14T12:53:09Z")
[Not all that happy to be getting a haircut](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Soileau/TSS%20Haircut%20Jun%2007/?action=view¤t=QuittakingpixMom.jpg) … … [but I must say, I’m pleased with the results](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Soileau/TSS%20Haircut%20Jun%2007/?action=view¤t=SmilingatDad.jpg) My brother-in-law paints murals for Texas Roadhouse restaurants, and included his nephew in one for the restaurant in [Watertown, NY](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Soileau/WatertownNY_06-web.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/44 "2007-08-14T12:54:32Z")
Here’s a contender in the 15-month-old boy category … also going for the “crazy hair” bonus medal. [Cute ‘n’ Crazy](http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa246/LeahandPhil/?action=view¤t=IMG_2375.jpg) [Snarl Face](http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa246/LeahandPhil/?action=view¤t=IMG_2376.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/45 "2007-08-14T13:10:28Z")
[QUOTE=Avarie537] [Snarl Face](http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa246/LeahandPhil/?action=view¤t=IMG_2376.jpg) [/QUOTE] With extra drooly goodness! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/46 "2007-08-14T13:31:46Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Ok, got this thread won hands-down. Far and away, the [cutest baby pic](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Misc/Temp/1&mode=&pic=DSC_0025.JPG&picindex=0) ever. Oh, sorry, did I say “cutest”? I obviously meant “most psychotic”. Either way, hand over the trophy and I won’t have to sic her on anyone. 😃 [/QUOTE] Evil psycho baby laughs at her pretentions. Muah ha ha! [![](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc00504.jpg) ](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc00504.jpg) Here he is, a year later, as a Level 1 Human: 😃 [![](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc01075.jpg) ](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc01075.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/47 "2007-08-14T13:40:45Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] [Flanked by his minions](http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/?action=view¤t=P1010202.jpg) [/QUOTE] A scene like this would have improved THE OMEN remake immensely. ---
**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/48 "2007-08-14T14:29:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Evil psycho baby laughs at her pretentions. Muah ha ha perfect tag line for that pic! made me laugh! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/49 "2007-08-14T14:35:33Z")
[QUOTE=Malthus] Here he is, a year later, as a Level 1 Human: 😃 [/QUOTE] Best. Shirt. Ever. (Heh…and _of course_ the sheet has an 18CH. :)) ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/50 "2007-08-14T14:39:15Z")
[QUOTE=Dob] perfect tag line for that pic! made me laugh! [/QUOTE] Thanks. 😃 It’s part of a trilogy of pics, he turned on the cute for the other two: [![](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc00506.jpg) ](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc00506.jpg) [![](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc00508.jpg) ](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc00508.jpg) Naturally, those two get shown the most - but the other provides an equally valid insight into his personality! 😛 Edit: I have 'em on my wall now - Adorable Baby, Excitable Baby, and … Psycho Baby. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/51 "2007-08-14T14:43:09Z")
[QUOTE=Malthus] [![](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc00508.jpg) ](https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/malthusmalthus/baby/Dsc00508.jpg) [/QUOTE] Hmmm…I wonder if he’s looking at the same thing [she’s looking at](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla&mode=&start=90&pic=Shayla101.JPG&picindex=100)? ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/52 "2007-08-14T14:43:55Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Best. Shirt. Ever. (Heh…and _of course_ the sheet has an 18CH. :)) [/QUOTE] Special abilities … enslave elders. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/53 "2007-08-14T14:46:37Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Hmmm…I wonder if he’s looking at the same thing [she’s looking at](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla&mode=&start=90&pic=Shayla101.JPG&picindex=100)? [/QUOTE] 😃😃😃 The monolith from _2001_? ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/54 "2007-08-14T15:48:01Z")
Obviously nobody’s played the megalomaniacal punum card yet: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html) ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/55 "2007-08-14T16:36:59Z")
[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank] Obviously nobody’s played the megalomaniacal punum card yet: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html) [/QUOTE] I for one welcome our infant overlords … 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/56 "2007-08-14T18:56:15Z")
[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank] Obviously nobody’s played the megalomaniacal punum card yet: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html) [/QUOTE] Someone must “lolcats” this photo! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/57 "2007-08-15T12:28:23Z")
I in bucket…plotting rvnge ---
**Author:** ![Ready\_for\_my\_closeup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c37758/32.png) [@Ready\_for\_my\_closeup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ready_for_my_closeup)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/58 "2007-08-15T20:12:41Z")
[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank] Obviously nobody’s played the megalomaniacal punum card yet: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html) [/QUOTE] Have you checked the back of his head for any 666 birthmarks? 🙂 Once he masters the evil finger pyramid of doom from The Simpsons there’s no stopping him, I’m sure. /mild hijack from cute babies/ A friend of mine actually named her child Damien. Around the time of his second birthday she started mentioning to friends: “Were you aware there was some sort of horror movie with a Damien?” :smack: I’m sure she was thrilled with the remake a while ago. /hijack over/ ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/59 "2007-08-15T20:15:45Z")
[QUOTE=Ready\_for\_my\_closeup] Have you checked the back of his head for any 666 birthmarks? 🙂 Once he masters the evil finger pyramid of doom from The Simpsons there’s no stopping him, I’m sure. /mild hijack from cute babies/ A friend of mine actually named her child Damien. Around the time of his second birthday she started mentioning to friends: “Were you aware there was some sort of horror movie with a Damien?” :smack: I’m sure she was thrilled with the remake a while ago. /hijack over/ [/QUOTE] The evilness kinda diminished with the shrinking of the punum. Now he’s just smilingly manipulative…and you can’t stay mad at him. (I think it’s his superpower) ---
**Author:** ![WorkInProgress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@WorkInProgress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WorkInProgress)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135/60 "2007-08-15T20:18:24Z")
My cutest baby was actually born on 6/6/6. Here is her lovely pic. [http://picasaweb.google.com/dijodan/AnnaSofiaSBirthday/photo#5074892258095626690](http://picasaweb.google.com/dijodan/AnnaSofiaSBirthday/photo#5074892258095626690) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-baby-ever-the-votes-are-in/415135.md?page=2)