# Cutest Cartoon Cuties

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 17, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612 "2004-07-17T19:23:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/1 "2004-07-17T19:23:12Z")

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The kitten from “Feed The Kitty”  
Any of the hamsters from Hamtaro  
All the characters from Panyo Panyo Di Gi Charat  
Most of the Pokemon are cute but my favorite are: Jigglypuff, Jirachi. Snorlax, and that pokemon Misty carries around all the time.  
All the characters from Card Captor Sakura (especailly the mascot)  
The cat from Trigun  
Ryo-ohki from Tenchi Muyo  
Chii from Chobits

There was a Tom and Jerry cartoon with a miniature dog that protects Jerry.

Aww, aren’t they cute.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/2 "2004-07-17T19:28:55Z")

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I have a terrible feeling that this will turn into a “which cartoon character would you boink?” thread.

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**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/3 "2004-07-17T19:29:56Z")

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I would argue the cutest of all would have to be [Princess](http://chicagopoint.com/princess.html).

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/4 "2004-07-17T19:31:59Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> I have a terrible feeling that this will turn into a “which cartoon character would you boink?” thread.

Veronica Lodge. 😉

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/5 "2004-07-17T20:07:31Z")

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The Baroness from G.I. Joe. Totally.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/6 "2004-07-17T20:17:16Z")

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Maggie Simpson.

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**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/7 "2004-07-17T20:20:59Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> Maggie Simpson.

Hmm. Is it considered child porn if it’s a cartoon?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/8 "2004-07-17T20:26:12Z")

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> [@PussyCow](#):
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> Hmm. Is it considered child porn if it’s a cartoon?

I was pre-empting **Cisco** ’s hunch.

(assuming this thread is about actual ordinary cuteness.  
Honest.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/9 "2004-07-17T20:27:42Z")

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Not sure if ‘pre-empting’ is the correct term. You guys know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/10 "2004-07-17T21:08:32Z")

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> [@PussyCow](#):
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> I would argue the cutest of all would have to be [Princess](http://chicagopoint.com/princess.html).

Why would someone go through all the trouble to make that and then give credit to Matt and Trey?

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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/11 "2004-07-17T21:11:12Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> Why would someone go through all the trouble to make that and then give credit to Matt and Trey?

Matt and Trey really did make it. A while back I saw the half-broken website that shockwave had up to host it. Can’t you tell from the voices that it is them?

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/12 "2004-07-17T21:39:16Z")

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> [@furryman](#):
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> that pokemon Misty carries around all the time.

Togepi.

Hmm… Those little squirrelcat things from Castle in the Sky.  
Padomon, Gatomon, , and a number of other Digimon.  
Beast Boy in his big-eyed kitty form.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/13 "2004-07-17T22:11:11Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> I have a terrible feeling that this will turn into a “which cartoon character would you boink?” thread.

Gotta admit, **Kim Possible** is just so gosh-darn delicious.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/14 "2004-07-17T22:12:13Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> I have a terrible feeling that this will turn into a “which cartoon character would you boink?” thread.

['s been done.](http://www.geocities.com/CaptNish/main.htm)

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/15 "2004-07-17T23:32:36Z")

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I have some misgivings about a thread of this nature being started by someone with the username of **furryman** , for some reason…

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/16 "2004-07-18T00:13:26Z")

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> [@Muad'Dib](#):
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> Matt and Trey really did make it. A while back I saw the half-broken website that shockwave had up to host it. Can’t you tell from the voices that it is them?

No.

The voices, the style of the artwork, the style of animation, the structure of the story, the poor pacing, and the overall unfunniness of it makes me think it’s _not_ them. And if it is them, which I seriously doubt, then I suspect they didn’t want it shown because it’s so lame. If they liked it but shockwave didn’t approve of it they’d put it out themselves. Also, they’re rich. Why would they waste their time learning flash to make something so unfunny?

There are only two things that _vaguely_ smell of Matt and Trey:

1 - The theme song sounds _slightly_ like Kyle’s cousin Kyle from the episode “The Entity”

2 - The fact that the show is called “Princess” and it has nothing to do with the main character (Princess the dog.)

Overall I’d have to see some strong evidence to believe they made that crap, and I’d lose a little respect for them if they did. Not because it’s gross or offensive; because it’s unfunny.

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**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/17 "2004-07-18T00:22:02Z")

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The totally adorable and yet villainous [puchuus](http://www.puchuu.com/) (warning, link contains really annoying sound!) from Excel Saga.

Especially when they get hit and their faces turn into disgruntled old men.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/18 "2004-07-18T00:29:38Z")

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From [here](http://www.southparkstudios.com/news/list.html?sect=1&month=03&year=2004&min=3):

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> Princess  
> A while back Shockwave asked Matt and Trey to make a couple of short animated flash films for them. Although the two had warned Shockwave that they would deliver a cartoon with no holds barred, Shockwave insisted on having them make it. So, they did! And Princess was the result. Check it out NOW on [Trio.com](http://Trio.com) to see why Shockwave never aired them.

I am in shock. I’m a huge Parker/Stone fan. I mean, not to the point of being weird about or anything but I like their humor a lot. I have all of their movies on DVD (Orgazmo on VHS), including Cannibal!: The Musical, I’ve seen every episode of South Park, I have a bootleg tape of their really old stuff they did before South Park, and I’m even a big fan of their rendition of the Aristocrats joke.

But this…this is just damn unfunny. So unfunny I was cringing all the way through it. What the hell Matt and Trey?

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**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/19 "2004-07-18T01:37:57Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> What the hell Matt and Trey?

So **Cisco** , I hope the above post is proof enough for you that Matt and Trey _did_ make it.  
I heard they’re point was to make this cartoon somewhat famous via the apparent subject - Princess. They visualized all these little girls wearing Princess t-shirts and various other merchanise, without them ever knowing what the cartoon was actually about.  
However, I heard this from a friend and have no link to prove it.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cutest-cartoon-cuties/255612/20 "2004-07-18T01:52:33Z")

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It’s the lamest thing they’ve ever done and I like them less for it.

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