# cuts through nails, my ass! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 8, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134 "2003-11-08T23:38:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134/41 "2003-11-10T15:50:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moriah \* > \*\*That depends, do you work out? \*\* Nah. I’m 4’6", 315lbs and my right arm is 6" shorter than my left. It makes bicep curls a real bitch, so I gave up working out years ago. I float pretty well, but I can only swim in clockwise circles. lieu, would Mr. jwhee enjoy any special… erm… priviledges or benefits? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134/42 "2003-11-10T16:11:57Z")
Yep. Page Davis coming over to show him how to operate his thingama jig right proper. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134/43 "2003-11-10T16:32:30Z")
My ass cuts through nails, too! (Time to cut down on the El Grande Burritos, I guess …) ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134/44 "2003-11-10T17:50:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jujuju \* > \*\*i’m feeling a bit light headed, and i’ve got this strange rash… \*\* Did you thoroughly wash your recipricating power tools before using them…? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134/45 "2003-11-10T17:58:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > **Nah. I’m 4’6", 315lbs and my right arm is 6" shorter than my left. It makes bicep curls a real bitch, so I gave up working out years ago. I float pretty well, but I can only swim in clockwise circles.** And you studder when you’re drunk! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134/46 "2003-11-11T15:05:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*[Store clerk] > Son, there’s a baggie on your head. > [/Store clerk] > Yeah, that’s easy for you to say. You’re Mr. Waverly. You have a cool sounding name. All right look, if it’s no big deal to be Mr. jwhee, you wanna trade? \*\* We are required to have cool names now-- damn I am screwed! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134/47 "2003-11-12T09:08:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mearl Dox \* > \*\*The title to this thread sounds terribly painful, somehow. \*\* In a Yoda voice, out loud say it! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134/48 "2003-11-12T17:47:52Z")
Beware, black toxic molds tend to hang out with gelatinous cubes and brown puddings. And if there’s a rust monster in there your saw is totally screwed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuts-through-nails-my-ass/212134.md?page=2)