# Cybernetic implants - how do you feel?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cybernetic-implants-how-do-you-feel/73999>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 27, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cybernetic-implants-how-do-you-feel/73999 "2001-07-27T19:44:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cybernetic-implants-how-do-you-feel/73999/21 "2001-07-29T01:06:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Manda JO \*  
> \*\*OK, I want the six-inch razors that shoot out of my fingers on command ala _Neuromancer_. Make opening mail a snap! And the data port, of course. And a robot slave that can do the grocery shopping. \*\*

Hell, why settle for the Lee Press-On Nails from Hell? I’d go for the monofilament wire hidden in my thumbnail, ala Johnny Mnemonic.

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