# Cynical Manservant Portnoy hits 3000! OY! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348 "2001-06-02T19:04:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/1 "2001-06-02T19:04:33Z")
Yes, the man of many names has done it. May you call him **Cyn** , **Hickie** or, well, no one calls him Portnoy. Now, let’s all break out the beer, recreational drugs and floats. It’s time to polish and kiss the ass of the Jizzmaster. I’ll start… **Cyn** , when I grow, I hope I could have a wit and physique like yours. I say “like” because we all know that no one could fully copy either. Congratulations your surly bastard! ---
**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/2 "2001-06-02T19:08:03Z")
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM… recreational druuuuugs… _drool_ Oh, yeah, congrats MrC! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… drugs… — G. Raven ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/3 "2001-06-02T19:12:32Z")
I dream of being like you. 🙂 I’m getting there. Everytime I think of you, I think of my old sig and smile. Congratulations, you sexy bitch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/4 "2001-06-02T19:38:30Z")
Congrats **Cyn**! 3000 - oh so nice - posts, I’m sure. [sub]you little pussycat[/sub] 😃 ::ducks & runs fast & far:: ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/5 "2001-06-02T19:52:34Z")
Thanks for making me laugh every day! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/6 "2001-06-02T20:36:43Z")
[irc] /me jizzes on the master [/irc] He’ll always be **MrC**. So, I attribute these 3000 posts to that SN. Now, I get to hit you 3000 times, plus 1 for good luck… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/7 "2001-06-02T22:26:00Z")
Mr C you are the finest, most gentle, modest and polite poster on the boards…[sub]well it almost sounds like I meant it[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/8 "2001-06-02T22:40:31Z")
Cyni!!! 🙂 Wow - 3000; how prolific\* you are! I will not be jizzing on anyone, but I will give you a big hug and a chaste kiss on the cheek (the one on your face). [sub]\*nice way of saying you’ve got a big mouth 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/9 "2001-06-03T01:46:46Z")
Good for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/10 "2001-06-03T02:06:35Z")
Congrats MrHecubus! \<\\> ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/11 "2001-06-03T03:04:27Z")
_sniff_ I love you all! Don’t touch me! I love you! ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/12 "2001-06-03T05:48:06Z")
Congrats, MrC 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/13 "2001-06-03T08:01:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > Don’t touch me! You SUUUURE you don’t want me to touch you? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/14 "2001-06-03T09:20:31Z")
Congratulations, **Mr. C**! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/15 "2001-06-03T13:12:52Z")
Congratulations to…whatever your name is at the moment. How many names have you had here, anyway? I know of at least three, so that’s an average of 1000 per screen name if I’m aware of them all. Seriously, kudos to you, **Manservant Hecubus**. I always look forward to your posts. Even if I didn’t get the “reverse” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/16 "2001-06-03T15:03:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > > Don’t touch me! > > You SUUUURE you don’t want me to touch you? \*\* I’ll rescind that statement for you, Sue 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/17 "2001-06-03T16:33:40Z")
C, in deference to this occasion, you have to get on the webcam and let us all watch as you drink as many beers as is humanly possible, and then we get to watch the results. As long as you don’t get naked in the process, I bet that’d be hilarious! Oh, and like, congrats and whatnot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/18 "2001-06-03T17:25:54Z")
Damn, my 3000th post was so long ago I wasn’t even keeping track back then. (Not that I’m bragging, or anything. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/19 "2001-06-03T21:42:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \* > \*\*well, no one calls him Portnoy \*\* Hey, speak for yourself. To me, he will always be Portnoy. Mainly cuz I can _so_ picture the whole liver thing (oh, sure…he’ll try and convince you he picked the name from Bloom County, but don’t believe him for a second). Happy 3000, **MH**. It’s a pleasure reading you. And I’m still laughing that **DRY** didn’t get the reverse thread :D) ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348/20 "2001-06-03T21:48:34Z")
Congratulations, **Manservant Hecubus**. Despite the fact that it was one of your Pit rants as **Mr. Cynical** that kept me from posting in the SDMB for almost six months after registering, let me just say that now you don’t seem so bad. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cynical-manservant-portnoy-hits-3000-oy/67348.md?page=2)