# Czarcasm has retired from moderating. **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 3, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436 "2011-10-03T15:12:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/41 "2011-10-03T19:31:03Z")
Finally, a good call from **Czarcasm**. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/42 "2011-10-03T19:43:15Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > That’s just great. > Ten years of moderation, reduced to a yolk. Eggsactly. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/43 "2011-10-03T20:04:24Z")
Foster Farms on line two for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/44 "2011-10-03T20:50:59Z")
I’m sorry, I’m no good at puns, but I did want to thank **Czarcasm** for a job well done! ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/45 "2011-10-03T20:58:13Z")
Yeah, me too - and me too! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/46 "2011-10-03T21:54:17Z")
Thanks to all and sundry. Like the other moderators, I did my best to not let my personal opinions influence my decision making, and for the most part I do believe I was successful. I would attribute this to the guidance of the other moderators and administrators, and to the bottle of Tullamore Dew in my desk(2nd drawer down, right side.) ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/47 "2011-10-03T22:34:07Z")
Who’s gonna keep me bat-shitting all over myself from now on??? 🙂 Thanks for all you’ve done, **Czarcasm** and I’m glad you’re still with us. Q ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/48 "2011-10-03T22:40:48Z")
Does this mean the incessant Czarcasm hecklings are a thing of the past? Tightly clenched fists, resignation-demand riots; angry mobs threatening to storm the steps of administrative headquarters lest he step down? What are posters expected to do now with all the spare time? ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/49 "2011-10-03T22:48:52Z")
I applaud your work, other than that one time. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/50 "2011-10-03T23:06:10Z")
I’m glad you’re going to continue to post **Czarcasm.** I’d make a chicken joke, but since I’m about, Ah say, about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball, I got nothin’. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/51 "2011-10-03T23:23:31Z")
> [@Bearflag70](#): > > I applaud your work, other than that one time. And I applaud your choice in attire, other than that one time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/52 "2011-10-03T23:30:14Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Fortunately I get a pension-75% of the previous year’s income for life, with a bonus equivalent to my last 4 months of pay. WHAT!!! The Science Advisory Board definitely needs to get a new union… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/53 "2011-10-03T23:45:27Z")
**Czarcasm** – Thank you. You’ve done very well, over these many years. I’m grateful for your work. You’ve been a Mod since…99? Yes? It’s a darn shame that **Cecil** and **TubaDiva** will now have to take you out back of the barn, & give you the Old Yeller treatment, like all the other retired Mods. (Yes, I’m kidding.) 😃 Again, my thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/54 "2011-10-04T00:04:09Z")
Czarcasm! I hardly knew ye! Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/55 "2011-10-04T00:23:18Z")
**Czarcasm** , good luck on your new life. It seems like moderators move in sets of two..who else is retiring? > [@Czarcasm](#): > > No jackboots, no moderator underoos-just me in all my nekkid glory. Do you live next to **flatlined**? Should we call you Carl? > [@Karen\_Lingel](#): > > WHAT!!! The Science Advisory Board definitely needs to get a new union… I hear members do even better when they are banned..or..retire. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/56 "2011-10-04T00:25:59Z")
Farewell\*\* Czarc the Moderator\*\* ☹ Welcome back\*\* Czarc the Poster \*\*🙂 \ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/57 "2011-10-04T00:27:02Z")
Well I, for one, am glad you’ll still be haunting the boards. A regular…you know…poultrygeist. mmm ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/58 "2011-10-04T00:44:34Z")
Thank you for all your hard work, dude.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/59 "2011-10-04T00:50:15Z")
So if **Czarcasm** tells posters what to do in a thread, will he get warned for senior modding? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/60 "2011-10-04T01:06:14Z")
Now that’s actually funny! (To this chick, anyway.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436.md?page=4)