# Czarcasm has retired from moderating. **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 3, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436 "2011-10-03T15:12:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/61 "2011-10-04T01:39:06Z")
I’m sure he’ll spend his newfound free time gyring and gimbling. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/62 "2011-10-04T01:49:02Z")
Good luck. Always liked your moderating myself. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/63 "2011-10-04T04:48:31Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Fortunately I get a pension-75% of the previous year’s income for life You mean we’re going to have to send you 3/4 of a coffee mug every year? ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/64 "2011-10-04T05:05:03Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > What are posters expected to do now with all the spare time? Complain about \*\*twicks \*\*and **Tuba** more, probably. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/65 "2011-10-04T05:45:58Z")
[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:63, topic:598436”] You mean we’re going to have to send you 3/4 of a coffee mug every year? [/QUOTE] We only ever get one coffee mug. I think we have to take back 1/4 of the one we gave him. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/66 "2011-10-04T06:32:12Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I’m sure he’ll spend his newfound free time gyring and gimbling. Only if it’s in the wabe. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/67 "2011-10-04T13:49:21Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Thanks for all that you’ve done, Czarcasm. I think you’ll find that sitting in the back of the classroom and making armpit farts can be just as rewarding as teaching. 🙂 Where did it say he’s headed to the Giraffe boards? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/68 "2011-10-04T14:01:15Z")
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**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/69 "2011-10-04T14:23:29Z")
[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:63, topic:598436”] You mean we’re going to have to send you 3/4 of a coffee mug every year? [/QUOTE] No, just send him 3 whole coffee mugs every 4th year. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/70 "2011-10-04T14:27:44Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Complain about \*\*twicks \*\*and **Tuba** more, probably. Hey, I didn’t do nuthin! ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/71 "2011-10-04T14:58:02Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#): > > Hey, I didn’t do nuthin! Haters gonna hate! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/72 "2011-10-04T15:07:30Z")
reported. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/73 "2011-10-04T15:57:32Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > We only ever get one coffee mug. I think we have to take back 1/4 of the one we gave him. Don’t take back the 1/4 that has the handle on it. That would just be cruel. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/74 "2011-10-04T16:04:06Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Complain about \*\*twicks \*\*and **Tuba** more, probably. > [@TubaDiva](#): > > Hey, I didn’t do nuthin! So you’re saying I did? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/75 "2011-10-04T16:31:15Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Don’t take back the 1/4 that has the handle on it. That would just be cruel. You’re right. We’ll take back the bottom 1/4. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/76 "2011-10-04T16:36:19Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Complain about \*\*twicks \*\*and **Tuba** more, probably. > [@TubaDiva](#): > > Hey, I didn’t do nuthin! > [@twickster](#): > > So you’re saying I did? :dubious: Hey, we didn’t do nuthin! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/77 "2011-10-04T16:50:39Z")
[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:75, topic:598436”] You’re right. We’ll take back the bottom 1/4. [/QUOTE] Hey! When I said I wanted a bottomless cup of coffee, that _wasn’t_ what I meant! ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/78 "2011-10-04T16:53:32Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Hey! When I said I wanted a bottomless cup of coffee, that _wasn’t_ what I meant! Okay, fine. Hey, **Giraffe** , wanna take off your pants and serve this guy a cup of coffee? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/79 "2011-10-04T16:55:00Z")
[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:78, topic:598436”] Okay, fine. Hey, **Giraffe** , wanna take off your pants and serve this guy a cup of coffee? [/QUOTE] If we’re going _there_, could you make that a cup of Everclear? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436/80 "2011-10-04T17:31:58Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > We only ever get one coffee mug. I think we have to take back 1/4 of the one we gave him. Make it the bottom 1/4. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-has-retired-from-moderating/598436.md?page=5)