# Czarcasm is back to work **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 13, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028 "2010-12-13T20:23:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/1 "2010-12-13T20:23:44Z")
and back as moderator for IMHO. Welcome back, dear heart. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/2 "2010-12-13T20:27:41Z")
Oh god, no. No! NOOOOOO!!! Just kidding, ya grumpy bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/3 "2010-12-13T20:38:21Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > Oh god, no. No! NOOOOOO!!! > > Just kidding, ya grumpy bastard. Coal-check. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/4 "2010-12-13T20:46:51Z")
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. ~Albert Einstein 😃 (Seriously, welcome back. Thanks for taking one for the team.) ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/5 "2010-12-13T20:49:57Z")
Welcome back… [Your dreams were your ticket out…](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_back_kotter#Theme_song) _ **- Jack** _ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/6 "2010-12-13T20:53:20Z")
> [@Trans Fat Og](#): > > Welcome back… > > [Your dreams were your ticket out…](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_back_kotter#Theme_song) > > _ **- Jack** _ Thanks. You have always reminded me of my favorite Sweathog. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/7 "2010-12-13T20:54:45Z")
Would you mind divulging the principled objection you voiced against the way the SD was being run which they have finally caved on? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/8 "2010-12-13T20:57:22Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Would you mind divulging the principled objection you voiced against the way the SD was being run which they have finally caved on? I wanted Spanish coffee in the morning, and they kept serving me Irish coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/9 "2010-12-13T20:58:10Z")
Did he quit (again) already? Jeez. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/10 "2010-12-13T20:58:43Z")
Batteries not included? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/11 "2010-12-13T21:01:11Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Thanks. You have always reminded me of my favorite Sweathog. Um… Thanks, I guess… I’m almost afraid to ask which one. \ Well, okay, since you were probably going to tell me eventually.. _“G’head, G’head!”_ ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/12 "2010-12-13T21:13:01Z")
Good to hear it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/13 "2010-12-13T21:14:09Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Would you mind divulging the principled objection you voiced against the way the SD was being run which they have finally caved on? Apparrently Zotti has agreed to ban me. That’s about the only thing I can figure. I can still post, so they haven’t flipped the switch yet. If I don’t get to say goodbye… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/14 "2010-12-13T21:15:45Z")
> [@Trans Fat Og](#): > > Um… > > Thanks, I guess… > > I’m almost afraid to ask which one. > > \ > > Well, okay, since you were probably going to tell me eventually.. > > _“G’head, G’head!”_ _sigh_ And you were doing so well, “Hotsie”. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/15 "2010-12-13T21:18:37Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Apparrently Zotti has agreed to ban me. That’s about the only thing I can figure. I can still post, so they haven’t flipped the switch yet. If I don’t get to say goodbye… You’ll be fine as long as you tow the line. Now, repeat after me: “_Xanadu_ was a cinematic masterpiece that deserved to sweep the Oscars, and scotch eggs are the perfect food.” ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/16 "2010-12-13T21:20:52Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > You’ll be fine as long as you tow the line. Dammit, I hate it when the line breaks down. Where should he tow it to? _d&r_ ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/17 "2010-12-13T21:22:09Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > You’ll be fine as long as you tow the line. > Now, repeat after me: “_Xanadu_ was a cinematic masterpiece that deserved to sweep the Oscars, and scotch eggs are the perfect food.” Screw that. Gimme that last cigarette, keep the blindfold, and shoot straight, dammit. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/18 "2010-12-13T21:27:05Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Screw that. Gimme that last cigarette, keep the blindfold, and shoot straight, dammit. > 😃 You’se gotta love a dude what sticks to his convictions. What were you convicted of, again? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/19 "2010-12-13T21:27:55Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Dammit, I hate it when the line breaks down. Where should he tow it to? Stoe it. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/20 "2010-12-13T21:44:19Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > You’se gotta love a dude what sticks to his convictions. > What were you convicted of, again? Yeah yeah yeah. I’ve seen this angle before. You’re gonna turn babyface for about a year, then agree to be my tag team partner in a Steel Cage match against \*\*Dio \*\*and **Der Trihs** , with \*\*Brain Glutton \*\*and **Gonzomax** as special referees. I’ll play the face in peril, come to you for the hot tag, and Whammo! You turn heel, leading a 5-1 beatdown on Oak in the cage. **Skald** will lead the babyface lockerroom out to attempt a save, but be unable to get into the cage before I’m a bloody mess. Then the next Saturday on TBS, you cut a memorable promo about how “It’ll NEVER be over, Dusty”. Well, except for you aren’t Ole Anderson, and I’m not Dusty Rhodes, and those aren’t The Assassins, and the Dope doesn’t even have a steel cage. But otherwise, very much like that. And shit. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028.md?page=2)