# Czarcasm is back to work **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 13, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028 "2010-12-13T20:23:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/61 "2010-12-14T18:37:46Z")
'Bout time. Lazy bastard. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/62 "2010-12-14T20:52:05Z")
Heā€™s not lazy, heā€™s grumpy. Also fun to hassle. Glad youā€™re on this message board, Czarcasm (whether as mod, or not.) ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/63 "2010-12-14T21:35:16Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Hell, Iā€™m still a little disappointed I wasnā€™t Pitted. Try harder next time. Apparently talking about how you flush tampons works pretty well. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/64 "2010-12-14T21:57:22Z")
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/65 "2010-12-14T23:27:25Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > As far as I know, it _is_ just you. Iā€™ve now given it some thought. It is just me. I was in an odd mood last evening, and was not thinking especially clearly. My apologies. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/66 "2010-12-15T00:41:50Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Iā€™ve now given it some thought. > > It is just me. I was in an odd mood last evening, and was not thinking especially clearly. > > My apologies. Accepted. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/67 "2010-12-15T23:37:12Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Yeah yeah yeah. Iā€™ve seen this angle before. Youā€™re gonna turn babyface for about a year, then agree to be my tag team partner in a Steel Cage match against \*\*Dio \*\*and **Der Trihs** , with \*\*Brain Glutton \*\*and **Gonzomax** as special referees. Iā€™ll play the face in peril, come to you for the hot tag, and Whammo! You turn heel, leading a 5-1 beatdown on Oak in the cage. **Skald** will lead the babyface lockerroom out to attempt a save, but be unable to get into the cage before Iā€™m a bloody mess. Then the next Saturday on TBS, you cut a memorable promo about how ā€œItā€™ll NEVER be over, Dustyā€. I protest the suggestion that I would be in such an enterprise without a decisive and unfair advantage. Rhymers always cheat in combat. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/68 "2010-12-17T04:22:31Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Youā€™ll be fine as long as you tow the line. > Now, repeat after me: ā€œ_Xanadu_ was a cinematic masterpiece that deserved to sweep the Oscars, and scotch eggs are the perfect food.ā€ Scotch eggs are the perfect food. Weā€™ll have to chat offline about Xanadu. > [@Frank](#): > > That explains why his posts felt like he was simply on sabbatical. thatā€™s "czabatticalā€™, **Frank**. Get it right. Sheesh. > [@EvilTOJ](#): > > Now to show your new power ban everyone thatā€™s posted in this thread. Just like in prison how you kick someoneā€™s ass the first night or you become someoneā€™s bitch. Too late. Iā€™m going to go change his title to ā€œWombatā€™s bitch.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/69 "2010-12-17T05:46:54Z")
[quote=ā€œGary ā€œWombatā€ Robson, post:68, topic:564028ā€] Too late. Iā€™m going to go change his title to ā€œWombatā€™s bitch.ā€ [/QUOTE] Wait until I dig out my stilettos,cuffs, cat oā€™ nine tails and your collar. The Bitch is back! ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/70 "2010-12-17T13:59:03Z")
You are so funny. Welcome back to TPTB! ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/71 "2010-12-17T15:35:46Z")
The SDMB - now with more **Czarcasm**. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/72 "2010-12-17T17:42:54Z")
I for one would welcome a Czarcasm who had the new title of ā€œTrashmanā€ and the powers to back said title. But I guess Iā€™m alone in that desire. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/73 "2010-12-17T17:50:48Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Wait until I dig out my stilettos,cuffs, cat oā€™ nine tails and your collar. > The Bitch is back! FYI, this would be a much scarier threat if the stilettos werenā€™t pink and you could walk in them without falling down. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028/74 "2010-12-17T17:53:53Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > FYI, this would be a much scarier threat if the stilettos werenā€™t pink and you could walk in them without falling down. There seems to be a bit of miscommunication here. I wear _PF Flyers_ on my _feet_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-back-to-work/564028.md?page=3)