# Czarcasm is Kid Czarcasm one of yours? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209 "2003-04-30T19:41:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/1 "2003-04-30T19:41:38Z")
Or just a strange amalgam of our names by some stranger? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/2 "2003-04-30T19:52:16Z")
Fuck I’ve been trying to come up with a joke for 5 minutes. little help please? ---
**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/3 "2003-04-30T20:01:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*Fuck I’ve been trying to come up with a joke for 5 minutes. > > little help please? \*\* Are you **Kidding** me!? You really are a **Czarcastic** one, aren’t you? I’m still trying to find out why this is in The Pit and you are looking for jokes. Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/4 "2003-04-30T20:01:54Z")
“My husband is so unfaithful, I’m not even sure our last child is his”? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/5 "2003-04-30T20:08:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > Fuck I’ve been trying to come up with a joke for 5 minutes Try using hand lotion. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/6 "2003-04-30T20:10:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*Try using hand lotion. \*\* Holy crap. That’s funny on so many levels… Okay, so it’s only funny on one level, but Christ is that hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/7 "2003-04-30T20:17:31Z")
KidCharlemagne- [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=180478](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=180478) ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/8 "2003-04-30T20:21:05Z")
We should have a Straight Dope act in Vegas. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/9 "2003-04-30T20:22:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NYR407 \* > \*\*I’m still trying to find out why this is in The Pit and you are looking for jokes. Sheesh! \*\* Well, it does concern the actions of one of the Mods… about 15 years ago… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/10 "2003-04-30T20:31:13Z")
I don’t believe the two are related. Czarcasm’s REAL son would have started off with the SN “Kid slythe” until he established himself, and THEN changed it to “Kid Czarcasm”, just to irk me. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/11 "2003-04-30T20:36:59Z")
SPOOFE irk? Sounds like a new utensil. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/12 "2003-04-30T22:45:46Z")
And here I was thinking KC was a shoe-in for the “Newbie least likely to get pitted award.” Um, KC as in Kid Czarcasm, of course. The OP’s KC, OTOH, could stand to learn the more advanced features of the search function. ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_Czarcasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kid\_Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/13 "2003-05-01T03:09:26Z")
Hi ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/14 "2003-05-01T03:24:56Z")
Woah. A SPOOFE irk! It would be a spoon a knife and a fork all in one. Exxxcellent. ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/15 "2003-05-01T03:56:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > Czarcasm’s REAL son would have started off with the SN “Kid slythe” until he established himself, and THEN changed it to “Kid Czarcasm”, just to irk me. Well said, **Bo**. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/16 "2003-05-01T04:07:33Z")
Great. Now **Czarcasm** ’s taken the lead in the mod-spawn Pitting battle. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/17 "2003-05-01T05:33:40Z")
Mr. OP sir dude man guy, did you, er, bother to read the thread started by **Kid Czarcasm** before posting this in the Pit?🙂 And why the hell is this here, anyway?😃 ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/18 "2003-05-01T06:10:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by minty green \* > \*\*Well said, **Bo**. \*\* _snort_ ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/19 "2003-05-01T06:55:27Z")
Does this count as a Mod Pitting, a Newbie Pitting, both, or perhaps an OP-turns-around-and-bites-the-OPer Pitting? – Poly (who’s having trouble keeping score on Pit categories these days) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209/20 "2003-05-01T08:00:58Z")
Maybe there’s a new “moderator’s kid” category. In that case, **manny** amd **David B** had better start having a lot more unprotected sex with fertile women. I’m sure they will both be diametrically opposed to this idea:D [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-is-kid-czarcasm-one-of-yours/172209.md?page=2)