# Czarcasm, tamaraqueenofgoths, and Aesiron **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561 "2004-04-23T03:03:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![whattheheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7c8e57/32.png) [@whattheheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whattheheck)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/1 "2004-04-23T03:03:16Z")
Czarcasm - no it was not a “Yet another disguised boasting thread started by someone confusing the ‘centimeter’ side of the ruler with the ‘inches’ side.” I do know that there is approximately 2.54 cm in an inch and I do know how big an inch is TYVM. I am not an idiot and it was an honest question tho obviously you find it hard to believe that anyone asking questions on here could be honest eh…? tamaraqueenofgoths and Aesiron - Honestly I don’t care whether or not you or anyone else on here says “ooohhh, that’s so big!” because I most likely will never meet or want to meet anybody on here I was just asking a simple question. I don’t know why you guys and Czarcasm find this hard to believe. Maybe this should go in the “bitching” message board but I don’t know what that is because I am new and a moderator will probably move it anyways if it doesn’t get deleted or something. ---
**Author:** ![whattheheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7c8e57/32.png) [@whattheheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whattheheck)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/2 "2004-04-23T03:07:18Z")
by the way thanks for everyone that actually answered my post w/o questioning my ability to actually mean what i say - i appreciated your answers thanks guys (the post was “question for the ladies”) ---
**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/3 "2004-04-23T03:18:17Z")
**Czarcasm** ,\*\* tamara \*\* and **Aesiron** , thank you for your insightful comments. Especialy tamara who noticed the same thing I do about these threads. I could be here for a hundred years before I see a “Ask the guy with a really small dick” thread. More I cannot say until this fluffy little thread gets moved to the pit. ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/4 "2004-04-23T03:40:09Z")
I read **Czarcasm** ’s post… I think he was being _czarcastic_…just a thought… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/5 "2004-04-23T03:54:34Z")
Linkety- **LINK**? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/6 "2004-04-23T04:39:43Z")
I think I’ll just move this little gem to the BBQ Pit, sit back, and enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/7 "2004-04-23T04:41:55Z")
Could we get a link, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/8 "2004-04-23T04:45:35Z")
Looks like [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252323) is the thread in question. ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/9 "2004-04-23T04:45:49Z")
> [@brianjedi](#): > > Could we get a link, maybe? > **[Question for the ladies](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252323)** > > I was talking to my girlfriend and she said that it was fine but i know she wouldnt say it was small if she thought it was so im asking you guys instead so please be honest. is 7.5 inches long and 5.5 inches around good bad or neutral? thanks for... ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/10 "2004-04-23T04:54:33Z")
Someone really ought to introduce the OP to the fact that some women are built to hold Clydesdales (that’s my impression, anyway, from all the email I get advertising fair maidens of questionable repute caught with no clothes on in stables featuring race horses…) and some are … not. If you’re hung like a 2-liter of Coke, don’t go bragging because it’s not like the average woman is built to hold that sort of thing in anything but her hands or a punch bowl. If you’re hung like a medium cucumber, your options are more pleasant, but ultimately it’s a combination of how big/good you are (using your dick like a drill bit is not always such the hot night out) and how big/good she is. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/11 "2004-04-23T05:02:58Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think I’ll just move this little gem to the BBQ Pit, sit back, and enjoy. Why Czar! That’s perilously close to a “pulls up a lawn chair” post…and we know what **Lynn** does to people who mess around in the Pit, don’t we? [Here’s how you advertise](http://new.wavlist.com/movies/020/tsam-mywien.wav) . ---
**Author:** ![whattheheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7c8e57/32.png) [@whattheheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whattheheck)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/12 "2004-04-23T05:08:57Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think I’ll just move this little gem to the BBQ Pit, sit back, and enjoy. thanks czar thats more of what I’d expect in a mod after all it (first post) was an honest post thx ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/13 "2004-04-23T05:13:42Z")
> [@GMRyujin](#): > > Why Czar! That’s perilously close to a “pulls up a lawn chair” post…and we know what **Lynn** does to people who mess around in the Pit, don’t we? > > [Here’s how you advertise](http://new.wavlist.com/movies/020/tsam-mywien.wav) . I wrote my reply, _then_ I moved the thread to the BBQ Pit, so technically… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/14 "2004-04-23T05:30:16Z")
Gimme a break, your thread was such a joke. “Oh, 7 1/2 inches, is that _big enough_?? I’m so worried!” What a transparent way to get your pathetic ego bolstered. Wait. What a great idea! \ Oh, are my boobs big enough? My boyfriend tells me that DDs are fine, but I’m soooooo not sure. I mean, yes, they’re very firm, and they bounce nicely, and the nipples don’t point to the floor, but how can I be sure they’re really nice enough? I’m sooooooo concerned. \ \ \ ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/15 "2004-04-23T05:43:19Z")
> [@Gr8Kat](#): > > I mean, yes, they’re very firm, and they bounce nicely, and the nipples don’t point to the floor, but how can I be sure they’re really nice enough? I’m sooooooo concerned. If that had been the OP, I’m sure someone would have cried “CITE!” by now… ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/16 "2004-04-23T05:51:37Z")
> [@Gr8Kat](#): > > Gimme a break, your thread was such a joke. “Oh, 7 1/2 inches, is that _big enough_?? I’m so worried!” What a transparent way to get your pathetic ego bolstered. > > Wait. What a great idea! > > \ > Oh, are my boobs big enough? My boyfriend tells me that DDs are fine, but I’m soooooo not sure. I mean, yes, they’re very firm, and they bounce nicely, and the nipples don’t point to the floor, but how can I be sure they’re really nice enough? I’m sooooooo concerned. > \ > \ > \ You don’t seriously expect us to judge without photographic evidence, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/17 "2004-04-23T06:01:46Z")
> [@Gr8Kat](#): > > …\ > Oh, are my boobs big enough? My boyfriend tells me that DDs are fine, but I’m soooooo not sure. I mean, yes, they’re very firm, and they bounce nicely, and the nipples don’t point to the floor, but how can I be sure they’re really nice enough? I’m sooooooo concerned. > \ > \ > \ So, how _you_ doin? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/18 "2004-04-23T08:23:54Z")
> [@Gr8Kat](#): > > Oh, are my boobs big enough? My boyfriend tells me that DDs are fine, but I’m soooooo not sure. I mean, yes, they’re very firm, and they bounce nicely, and the nipples don’t point to the floor, but how can I be sure they’re really nice enough? I’m sooooooo concerned. > \ > \ > \ I… errrr… It’s… ummm… Sorry, what was the question again? ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/19 "2004-04-23T08:28:07Z")
Pssst…hey **fruitbat**! Clicky [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252551)! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/20 "2004-04-23T14:36:08Z")
The thread wasn’t a total loss. I did get a new sig out of it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561.md?page=2)