# Czarcasm, tamaraqueenofgoths, and Aesiron

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 23, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561 "2004-04-23T03:03:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/61 "2004-04-26T01:41:30Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Will someone tell me how _my_ Pit thread turned into a duscussion about large penises?

Well, the Pit is the place for discussion of the adminstration of the board as well as it’s administrators, no? Does **whattheheck** know something about you that we don’t?

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/62 "2004-04-26T07:11:16Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Will someone tell me how _my_ Pit thread turned into a duscussion about large penises?

OK, let’s be efficient, and tackle both issues at once. **Czarcazm** , you are a big dick!

Ducks and runs:D

Dani  
[sub](For the humor impaired: I don’t really have anything against **Czarcasm**. But he so asked for it…)[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/63 "2004-04-26T09:43:59Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Yeah, talk about irony…  
> 😃

:eek: 😃 Best worst pun ever! LOL.

> [@Noone Special](#):
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> OK, let’s be efficient, and tackle both issues at once. Czarcazm, you are a big dick!

I don’t think you understand - you try to get banned at the last minute if you _haven’t_ paid for a charter membership.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/64 "2004-04-26T10:03:02Z")

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> [@Shade](#):
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> I don’t think you understand - you try to get banned at the last minute if you _haven’t_ paid for a charter membership.

Sure I understand. But this is the Pit. I’m allowed to do this! (well, except for the fact that it was basicly a joke… ;)) And he DID so ask for it 😃

You also missed my disclaimer… so you are both Humor- AND Reading-comprehension-impaired! (so there! 😛 )

Dani  
who sincerely hopes he doesn’t end up crossing the line and **really** getting himeself banned for this nonsense

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/65 "2004-04-26T10:28:53Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Will someone tell me how _my_ Pit thread turned into a duscussion about large penises?

I’m sure it’s all in your head.

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**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/66 "2004-04-26T11:21:51Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200  
> Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000  
> [snip… pun intended…]  
> Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%  
> Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

I find those first couple of figures suspicious, particularly in light of the second pair of stats. “Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000?” At once a day, starting at puberty, he’d be completely done before he was 20.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/67 "2004-04-26T12:13:46Z")

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> [@Noone Special](#):
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> OK, let’s be efficient, and tackle both issues at once. **Czarcazm** , you are a big dick!
> 
> Ducks and runs:D
> 
> Dani  
> [sub](For the humor impaired: I don’t really have anything against **Czarcasm**. But he so asked for it…)[/sub]

I’m 6 ft. tall, 220 lbs. and I’m in the security biz, so I guess I _am_ a “big dick”. 😃

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**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/68 "2004-04-26T14:06:41Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I’m 6 ft. tall, 220 lbs. and I’m in the security biz, so I guess I _am_ a “big dick”. 😃

Technically your name would have to be Richard, right?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/69 "2004-04-26T14:56:42Z")

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Who’s the Dope’s private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?

Ya damn right!

He’s a complicated mod but no one understands him but his Admin…

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/70 "2004-04-26T16:10:22Z")

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\<\<I’ve also noticed that most of the “is my penis size ok” threads are started by men who’s penises are LARGER than average…many times, it occurs to me that some of them are just looking for women to say “ooohhh, that’s so big!”, rather than just reassuring them that they are ok **(not saying that this is necessarily what you are doing, whattheheck,** but i don’t think i’m the only person that sees these threads that way)\>\>  
aside from the bolding, which I’ve added for the purpose of this post, this is exactly what I posted in whattheheck’s original thread. It is pretty apparent that it wasn’t a personal jab towards him.

However, if he really didn’t care what we thought about his penis, why would he ask? His girlfriend seems to think it’s fine

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**Author:** ![whattheheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7c8e57/32.png) [@whattheheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whattheheck)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/71 "2004-04-27T03:40:01Z")

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> [@tamaraqueenofgoths](#):
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> \<\<I’ve also noticed that most of the “is my penis size ok” threads are started by men who’s penises are LARGER than average…many times, it occurs to me that some of them are just looking for women to say “ooohhh, that’s so big!”, rather than just reassuring them that they are ok **(not saying that this is necessarily what you are doing, whattheheck,** but i don’t think i’m the only person that sees these threads that way)\>\>  
> aside from the bolding, which I’ve added for the purpose of this post, this is exactly what I posted in whattheheck’s original thread. It is pretty apparent that it wasn’t a personal jab towards him.
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> However, if he really didn’t care what we thought about his penis, why would he ask? His girlfriend seems to think it’s fine

thanks for not acting like as much of a jerk as i did _blush_i was just asking bc everyone knows that their g/f isnt about to say anything bad about someones manhood whether its true or not so i was just trying to get an opinion bc i havent exactly compared dicks with anyone

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/72 "2004-04-27T09:46:13Z")

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> [@Noone Special](#):
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> Sure I understand. But this is the Pit. I’m allowed to do this! (well, except for the fact that it was basicly a joke… ;)) And he DID so ask for it 😃
> 
> You also missed my disclaimer… so you are both Humor- AND Reading-comprehension-impaired! (so there! 😛 )
> 
> Dani  
> who sincerely hopes he doesn’t end up crossing the line and **really** getting himeself banned for this nonsense

I was joking. I just forgot the smily. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/73 "2004-04-27T13:42:53Z")

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> [@whattheheck](#):
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> thanks for not acting like as much of a jerk as i did _blush_i was just asking bc everyone knows that their g/f isnt about to say anything bad about someones manhood whether its true or not so i was just trying to get an opinion bc i havent exactly compared dicks with anyone

well, if she hasn’t broken up with you yet, it’s obviously not a big deal - and if 7 1/2 inches isn’t enough for her, that’s a “big” problem 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/74 "2004-04-27T14:19:36Z")

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> [@Call me Frank](#):
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> Technically your name would have to be Richard, right?

> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Who’s the Dope’s private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
> 
> Ya damn right!
> 
> He’s a complicated mod but no one understands him but his Admin…

Aha! So **Czarcasm** ’s real life name must be Richard Shaft! “Dick Shaft” to his friends, of course. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czarcasm-tamaraqueenofgoths-and-aesiron/241561/75 "2004-04-27T15:49:03Z")

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