# Czech police tell nudists to wear facemasks. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Quarantine Zone\ **Tags:** covid-quarantine\ **Created:** [May 7, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czech-police-tell-nudists-to-wear-facemasks/853346 "2020-05-07T18:42:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czech-police-tell-nudists-to-wear-facemasks/853346/1 "2020-05-07T18:42:39Z")
Not sure if this should go here or MPSIMS. [https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/czech-nudists-virus-police/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/czech-nudists-virus-police/index.html) > [@](#): > > Face masks aren’t mandatory everywhere, but strict rules on wearing them have been enforced in the Czech Republic – even for nudists. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czech-police-tell-nudists-to-wear-facemasks/853346/2 "2020-05-08T09:31:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Face masks aren’t mandatory everywhere . . . They’re only required to wear them on their face. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Sean\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_the_Dog)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czech-police-tell-nudists-to-wear-facemasks/853346/3 "2020-05-08T10:50:55Z")
Ejaculate can’t travel 6 feet. Yeah, I went there. (And a friendly Fuck You to the first person who says, “Maybe not in your case…”) * * * “Stay the blazes home” - Stephen McNeil, Premier of Nova Scotia ---
**Author:** ![Mops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mops/32/16494_2.png) [@Mops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mops)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czech-police-tell-nudists-to-wear-facemasks/853346/4 "2020-05-08T11:13:10Z")
> [@Sean\_the\_Dog](#): > > Ejaculate can’t travel 6 feet. > > … Just for the record: the point of nudism is to make nudity non-sexual. ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czech-police-tell-nudists-to-wear-facemasks/853346/5 "2020-05-08T11:56:13Z")
However, our local science reporter was reporting that there is evidence of gastro-intestinal COVID-19 disease, that disease is known to spread with excreta and to be carried in farts and leakage … … and he was recommending that people should wear some form of covering over their bottoms when in public. We laughed then, but who’s laughing now 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czech-police-tell-nudists-to-wear-facemasks/853346/6 "2020-05-08T15:46:10Z")
> [@Sean\_the\_Dog](#): > > Ejaculate can’t travel 6 feet. > > Yeah, I went there. In the effort to fight ignorance, nudism isn’t about sex. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czech-police-tell-nudists-to-wear-facemasks/853346/7 "2020-05-12T17:59:26Z")
Reminds me of a joke I was told decades ago: Several young men were skinny-dipping in a river outside their small town. They’d just emerged from the water, bare as they day they were born, when a group of young ladies out for a stroll happened upon them. The first man clapped his hands over his genitals and ran back into the water. The second man did the same. The third man clapped his hands over his face and headed back into the water. The first two looked at him in puzzlement, and one said “Why didn’t you cover your crotch?”. And he replied “Well, I don’t know about YOU two, but I’m known around this town by my FACE!”. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/czech-police-tell-nudists-to-wear-facemasks/853346/8 "2020-05-12T19:58:29Z")
I’ve heard the same joke except it was a priest, minister, and rabbi. The rabbi covered his face and told the other men he didn’t know about Christians but his congregation recognized him by his face. Sent from my SM-G975U using Tapatalk