# D.C. Dopers?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154 "2003-07-04T00:43:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/41 "2003-07-08T21:32:06Z")
Damn. I was just kind of assuming it would be Friday, since that date had been the only one mentioned, and with my new job I haven’t been able to keep track of the boards as much as usual. So I pop into MPSIMS just for a minute, and see that it’s tonight. Yipes! I’m getting ready to leave the office, Mrs. F.'s somewhere between a PT appointment and home, and I’ve got no idea whether I’ll be able to contact her before I have to get out of here. So you may or may not see me this evening. Darnitall. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/42 "2003-07-08T21:47:07Z")
I don’t know if I am going to come. First off, MapQuest directions show taking 66 to 495 to 95 etc… at rush hour… if I left now I’d get there by midnight. Someone said I could take Fairfax County Parkway but I don’t have any way of telling MapQuest to show me “how to get there using Fairfax County Parkway” and the map they show is such small dimensions that to try to click and inch my way across, it will be midnight before I can even determine the directions!!! I have never been to Springfield before and I’ve only taken Fairfax County Parkway between Reston and Walmart… never further in either direction. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/43 "2003-07-08T22:45:16Z")
Hope you guys are having fun! 🙂 Be good! ---
**Author:** ![Anita\_Vacation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anita\_Vacation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Vacation)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/44 "2003-07-09T03:06:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Hope you guys are having fun! 🙂 Be good! \*\* I am certain that this was the perfect Dopefest. Small enough that everyone could be in on the same conversation. Unfortunately, I don’t think Bennigan’s will ever let us in again - the volume on our R rated conversation was a bit high. The family at the next table left abruptly when we started talking about sex toys. Neidhart’s the lucky guy, _the only guy_ at Ahibola’s first dopefest. The rest of you missed the new hot doper’s virgin dopefest! Hey, we still owe Aholibah a spanking! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/45 "2003-07-09T03:13:39Z")
I had a great time! When I get un-lazy enough to upload my pics later tonight I’ll post a link 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/46 "2003-07-09T06:00:33Z")
Pics! [http://tinyurl.com/ged1](http://tinyurl.com/ged1) ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/47 "2003-07-09T10:17:59Z")
Hey, **Zette’s** a babe, who knew? I didn’t! [sub]uhhhh Opal, could you label them? I’m not sure I recognize everyone . . . .[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/48 "2003-07-09T10:19:16Z")
Forgot to add: Opal and Zette, sittin in a tree… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/49 "2003-07-09T11:41:39Z")
labelled. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/50 "2003-07-09T11:43:02Z")
WOW. Thanks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/51 "2003-07-09T11:50:14Z")
why the WOW? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/52 "2003-07-09T11:56:56Z")
Uhmm… nothing! : embarrassed look : Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154/53 "2003-07-09T12:42:09Z")
originally posted by \*\* Anita Vacation\*\* > [@](#): > > The family at the next table left abruptly when we started talking about sex toys. They did? I thought they just finished their meal. > [@](#): > > Neidhart’s the lucky guy, the only guy at Ahibola’s first dopefest. Have I mentioned before that I really like all-female environments? 😃 I had a terrific time, enjoyed seeing Anita and Opal again and meeting Zette and Aholibah. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-c-dopers/186154.md?page=2)