# D&D is "evil"... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652 "2003-12-03T04:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/1 "2003-12-03T04:56:00Z")
[http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/6624/](http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/6624/) Warn the kiddies! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/2 "2003-12-03T07:27:17Z")
That was brillant. And on a related note, here is a webcomic inspired that flash video. [http://www.nuklearpower.com/index.php](http://www.nuklearpower.com/index.php) Black Mage is the bet webcomic character EVER. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/3 "2003-12-03T08:07:50Z")
The audio for that (minus the “El Diablo” introduction) has been kicking around for a while. Two years at least, probably more. I liked the version that came as an Easter Egg on the Summoner PS2 game, using characters from that game. The Mountain Dew guy was a ten foot tall monster with giant horns. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/4 "2003-12-03T11:46:50Z")
“Can I have a Mountain Dew?” “Roll the dice to see if I get drunk!” “I have an Ogre-Slaying knife! It’s got a +9 against ogres!” God, I love that clip. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/5 "2003-12-03T12:29:11Z")
I liked it, but would probably have found it funnier had I ever actually played D & D. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/6 "2003-12-03T13:14:05Z")
Oh. Our security system wouldn’t let me onto the site, but seeing **Lord Ashtar’s** quotes I’ve heard it before. Pretty good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/7 "2003-12-03T14:42:13Z")
The Dead ale wives club! Funny stuff. I actually got another copy of what I can only guess is “part II”, where a girlfriend comes over…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/8 "2003-12-03T15:29:08Z")
Too damn funny! My son is a DM. During last Sunday’s session one of the characters got drunk, and another kid spilled soda (Sierra Mist, not Mountain Dew). One firm household rule - No Cheetos! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/9 "2003-12-03T20:13:40Z")
I bring you the goods, people. Love me! ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/10 "2003-12-03T20:50:43Z")
I want to see part two. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/11 "2003-12-04T04:18:09Z")
Me, too!! _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/12 "2003-12-04T05:22:01Z")
> [@](#): > > I liked the version that came as an Easter Egg on the Summoner PS2 game, using characters from that game. Ditto. It’s just not the same without the giant monster talking about his ogre slaying knife. ---
**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/13 "2003-12-05T02:28:00Z")
It’s from 1995 or so, I think. The flash **Knights of the Dinner Table** at [www.hoodyhoo.com](http://www.hoodyhoo.com) are better, though. 🙂 – “Bob divides the universe into three groups. The first is himself. The second are the people he wants to kill for the experience points. The third is the rest of the players, who help him kill people for experience points. Groups two and three can overlap.” ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/14 "2003-12-05T03:25:59Z")
Damn sweet. “I’m getting drunk, right?” ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-d-is-evil/216652/15 "2003-12-06T05:45:25Z")
If I’m not mistaken, the D&D dialogue was actually from the Summoner video game. At one point I actually had the file, but sadly lost it. It’s a lot funnier than their version…