# :-D ivorce!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-ivorce/504617 "2009-07-28T23:55:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![smee\_goan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@smee\_goan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smee_goan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-ivorce/504617/21 "2009-08-01T00:10:25Z")
Just had dinner\* with the ex- in her nursing home, man it was a raw hamburger, OJ way to strong, ect… she was a bitch- kicked me out 5 days after my dad’s sudden death -dV complaint- tonight (she fell earlier today) I pushed her in a wheelchair to the dining hall. . now the house she thought she “had”, I live in alone, w/ dog. Rini (her name) is on her third roomate in 5 months-who won’t speak to her as of today… . chit rolls downhill men (and ladies). . \*dinner costs three bucks/ person-guest. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-ivorce/504617/22 "2009-08-01T01:32:01Z")
Oh, that was hilarious! Thanks. I especially liked the part where he floated away with a bunch of balloons. > [@miamouse](#): > > I Single life ain’t exactly glamorous (which was expected), but I’ll take the troubles I have now compared to the ones he was constantly creating. Preach it! ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-ivorce/504617/23 "2009-08-01T02:57:06Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > OP, _Almost_. If we could get Al on crutches and with a few nasty but non-lethal wounds it’d be spot-on. > > As I see it, divorce is like having a root canal. Nobody wants one until they need one. And the pain of the fix is totally worth it. Well said! I’ve been divorced twice. Both times I would have given limbs, organs, anything you asked to make it stop because the pain was intense. I thought my heart was being cut out a cm at a time. But now, the pain I went through is so, so, so worth the freedom that I didn’t even know I was missing! My second husband is on his 4th divorce. He is 29. Yes, he’s that fucked up. But he’s mentally unstable - and not in that bitter exwife kind of way. More in that “lie about your Purple Hearts and three tours in Iraq that didn’t happen and lie about having a heart attack and a brain tumor two different times and eventually try to hang yourself off a bridge” kind of way. And yes, I cried over him. PS - I laughed my ass off, and, dare I say, LOL’d, at David after Divorce. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-ivorce/504617/24 "2009-08-01T13:00:58Z")
I’ve never been divorced, although I did stay at an Annulment Inn last night. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-ivorce/504617/25 "2009-08-01T13:31:34Z")
[Unexpected divorce entrance.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D147iDsACNE) Parody of [Jill and Kevin’s wedding entrance.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0&feature=fvw) Watch this video first if you haven’t seen it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-ivorce/504617.md?page=1)