# ::d&r::?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742 "2001-05-08T09:14:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742/1 "2001-05-08T09:14:21Z")

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I see this every once in a while, and it’s been a teeth-gritter for a year or so.  
I lie in bed and think about what the fruck it might be.  
Could ::d&r:: = Drivel & Rectum, Attorneys at law? And so forth.  
I’m exhausted with this thingie, so someone pity me and TELL me!

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742/2 "2001-05-08T09:16:05Z")

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Ducking and running

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**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742/3 "2001-05-08T09:26:05Z")

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Thank you EVILBETH!  
I knew it would be a forehead slapper.

Now, why is it we drive on a parkway…

::d&r::

Rick

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742/4 "2001-05-08T13:13:25Z")

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Rick, you might want to hide for that one (d,r&h).

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742/5 "2001-05-09T01:37:36Z")

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I tend to grin first, ::g,d&r::

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742/6 "2001-05-09T01:39:53Z")

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Have a salami sandwich with it

::hass, D&r::

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742/7 "2001-05-09T01:59:16Z")

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::d&ww::

duck and waddle, waddle)

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/d-r/64742/8 "2001-05-09T02:12:42Z")

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:D&R

and if ya type it wrong, ya end up with the dreaded inadvertant smiley. ☹