# Dad accidentally films his wife with his teenage son **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 22, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026 "2013-05-22T15:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/41 "2013-05-25T15:47:28Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Yeah, there’s hypocrisy, but it applies society at large. Oh, well, I guess it’s okay then? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/42 "2013-05-25T15:54:28Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > No one cared when my cousin was raped (with help from my aunt) by an older woman. He still even has to pay child support. I cared. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/43 "2013-05-25T15:57:59Z")
When your aunt helps another lady rape your cousin you…well lets just say that’s an interesting family. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/44 "2013-05-25T16:00:29Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > When your aunt helps another lady rape your cousin you…well lets just say that’s an interesting family. That’s why I cared. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/45 "2013-05-25T16:23:56Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Because when you’re 16, 28 is _old_. But when you’re 16, boobs are _boobs._ ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/46 "2013-05-25T16:37:36Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > the girl would be 16, which is past the age of consent in the majority of the world (and the U.S.). > . In most places, the age of consent laws would be irrelevant when the aggressor has authority over the victim (parent in this case, coach, teacher, etc..) ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/47 "2013-05-25T16:46:29Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > But when you’re 16, boobs are _boobs._ Nope. At 16, 28 year old boobs are stuff carried around by old people. That’s the way I was at 16 anyway (Besides not being particularly attracted to boobs as opposed to pretty faces. This part still applies today). I remember a (male) schoolmate who was making out with a (female) teacher on a school trip when I was indeed probably about 16. Nowadays, this woman would be vastly out of my league (too young, too beautiful). Back then my only thought was “yuck”. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/48 "2013-05-25T21:24:22Z")
Really? When I was 16 I lusted after plenty of adult women. There are plenty of sex symbols such as actresses, swimsuit models, etc who are 28 or older. ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/49 "2013-05-26T04:05:23Z")
> [@bienville](#): > > So, she’s been in her stepson’s life since he was 5 and she is the mother of his half-sibling. I’d call that pretty darn close to “sex with mom”. I’ve been in my stepson’s life since he was 6, and I’ve never had anything to do with him. His mother made it clear from the start that he was not my son, that I had no authority over him or responsibility for him, and that I was not to threaten her relationship with him by forming a relationship with him myself. I’ve had closer contact with kids I met once a week. For scouts and students, I was in loco parentis. Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/50 "2013-05-26T04:05:49Z")
I read ‘partner’, not wife. Did I miss it somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/51 "2013-05-26T04:27:02Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > True, but his braking needs a Lot of work… But he passed the emissions test. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/52 "2013-05-26T04:38:25Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Why the hell wasn’t I seduced by a hot 28-year-old when I was 16? :mad: What makes you think she was hot ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/53 "2013-05-27T01:30:52Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > Okay. some parts are pretty close, but damn it, we still have West Virginia to look down on. :D:D:D I’m from West Virginia. The only thing I look down upon is the top of [a person from Western Virginia as a part of a collective group not the particular poster’s] sister’s head while she’s blowing me. Okay…we’re even now…:)\* \*any retort that refers to my sister blowing me, or any other incest jokes have been heard, and are not at all original or funny. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Cornholio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Cornholio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Cornholio)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/54 "2013-05-28T11:52:41Z")
> [@Furious\_Marmot](#): > > You can’t blame the guy for being suspicious, there were all manner of inexplicable phenomena. Beds squeaking, furniture banging against walls, unearthly moans, his wife’s undergarments strewn about. All your classic ghost warning signs. Not to mention all the ectoplasm splashed about. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/55 "2013-05-28T13:01:28Z")
If somebody hadn’t crossed the streams non of this would have happened. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/56 "2013-05-28T14:10:00Z")
So how awkward are family reunions going to be for this kid from now on? ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/57 "2013-05-28T20:05:51Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > But when did he first spectre? > > True, but his braking needs a Lot of work… He is getting a lot of practice on pumping though. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/58 "2013-05-28T20:32:55Z")
Scarier than any ghost story, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/59 "2013-05-29T01:05:11Z")
From the story: > [@](#): > > When he returned reviewed the footage, he saw his son and the woman kissing and cuddling. She downplayed the incident when he quizzed her about it, but his son confessed that they had sex three times. This sorta thing seems to happen a lot in these types of stories. It kills me when the guy doesn’t help cover for his partner or brags about it and gets her in trouble. She’s doing you a solid and you just throw her under the bus? Tsk, tsk. ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026/60 "2013-05-29T02:17:08Z")
> [@Melbourne](#): > > Arfff… heh heh heh…\> Insert obligitory Tasmanian joke here \< > > In AUS jokes, Tasmania is like backwoods western Virginia… Or New Zealand’s West Coast [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dad-accidentally-films-his-wife-with-his-teenage-son/659026.md?page=4)