# Daffodil5 I'm calling you out! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 5, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101 "2003-05-05T01:53:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![TaxGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@TaxGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaxGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101/141 "2003-05-06T21:07:44Z")
I feel so dirty. I read this whole thread for probably much the same reason that ancient Romans went to see the Gladiators fight. Nasty, girls, really really nasty. ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101/142 "2003-05-06T21:53:42Z")
Jebus Felching Chrisco on a Pogo Stick! I feel like I’m on a merry go round! We’re going round and round but we’re not going anywhere. I think both of you should appologize. You’re both coming off as mean spirited, vain catty bitches! If either one of you surprises me and does something classy, like say, appologize to the other, I’ll eat my underwear! ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101/143 "2003-05-06T22:10:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stephi \* > \*\*If either one of you surprises me and does something classy, like say, appologize to the other, I’ll eat my underwear! \*\* No fair if you normally wear eatable underwear. Haj ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101/144 "2003-05-06T23:13:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daffodil5 \* > \*\*The perfect fiance > People I TRUST as attendants > Engraved invitations (picking them out next week) > A beautifully decorated church > A violinist, organist, and two flutes playing carefully chosen music > A ceremony that my fiance and I have planned out already > A minister I respect and would never lie to (unlike Zabali) > The perfect dress (still have to find a veil) > Lush flowers everywhere, and large cascading bouquets > Horse drawn carriage and two limos > Valet parking at the reception > Five hour open bar > Lavish cocktail hour > Delicious five-course meal (choice of chateau briand, salmon, or chicken florentine) > Carefully selected music to dance to all evening > A 5 tier basketweave cake, with sugar flowers > A tossing bouquet that’s identical to my own bouquet > > Many other little details that will make my wedding truly perfect. \*\* It has been my observation that there no wedding goes off perfectly. There are too many things that can go wrong on that “Special Day”. Crazy uncle Jack shows up drunk, and pukes on the Bride as she walks down the aisle. The photographer has car trouble and shows up late. A cousins date is a vegan and objects to the slaughtered animals on the menu. The caterer gets served papers about being sued by his last wedding debacle, where everybody came down with food poisoning. Your cute 5 year old niece/nephew serving as the flower girl/ring bearer, wets her/himself during the ceremony. The best man gets caught in the limo with one of the servers, while she is servicing him. No, no wedding is perfect, the planning may well be, but the actual wedding never goes off as planned. ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101/145 "2003-05-06T23:18:14Z")
You, Daffodil, are an anal retentive bitch. And shove your plastic fairytale wedding up your ass. As for the legal issues, there’s a little something called STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS in most states. After a certain amount of time has passed, a non-capitol crime can no longer be prosecuted. For example, during a bitter divorce my mother tried to accuse my father of statutory rape. She would have had a good case since she ran away from home and moved in with when she was 16 (he was 20) and the Age of Consent was 18. But since all of it happened about 14 years prior, the time limit to prosecute it was over. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101/146 "2003-05-06T23:27:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blalron \* > **As for the legal issues, there’s a little something called STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS in most states. After a certain amount of time has passed, a non-capitol crime can no longer be prosecuted.** That doesn’t mean that it never happened. Haj ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101/147 "2003-05-06T23:31:31Z")
Jesus Christ. I can’t believe I read the whole thing. You’ve both made your positions perfectly clear. You’ve both made clear that you are not willing to search for a middle ground. You’ve both made clear that you think the other is a waste of space. And it’s clear to ALL of us that none of this is going to change a bit. This isn’t going anywhere good or productive or cathartic or _anywhere but in circles_. Anything more you say will just be repetition. Both of you. Please. Just shut up and let it die. ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101/148 "2003-05-07T00:57:10Z")
> [@](#): > > That doesn’t mean that it never happened. Legally, no it didn’t. But even if it did: Laws aren’t morals. Morally, that girl may have been taking advantage of that guy. Perhaps the law would say otherwise, but I disagree with laws such as those that presume the male to be the Evil Aggresor that must be punished with a felony conviction, whereas the female is the Innocent Victim™. Daffodil style “it’s the LAW” type speeches strike a nerve with me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daffodil5-im-calling-you-out/173101.md?page=7)