# Daily Mail publishes new Penn State allegations.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 14, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daily-mail-publishes-new-penn-state-allegations/631485 "2012-08-14T17:11:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daily-mail-publishes-new-penn-state-allegations/631485/21 "2012-08-15T21:40:05Z")

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I guess that after all of the fucked up truth that _has_ come to light, _nothing_ seems impossible, but the idea of a network of incredibly rich, powerful pedophiles, all consumed with an unspeakable, perverted lust that compels them to savagely abuse young boys by chartering depraved, decadent “diddle flights” high above America’s Heartland, immune from the sanction of all hard-working, decent minded Christians seems like something out of Anita Bryant’s angel dust-induced orgasm.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daily-mail-publishes-new-penn-state-allegations/631485/22 "2012-08-15T21:59:56Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> Between this and the paper towel tube theory, I think we’ve got enough for an entire Mythbusters episode.

I know a quarry where they can do the testing. But just once for 20 minutes so they better be fast.

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/daily-mail-publishes-new-penn-state-allegations/631485/23 "2012-08-15T23:29:00Z")

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Just read that there is a new book out that claims that good ol’ Joe Paterno broke down and sobbed uncontrollably when he was fired from Penn State, saying that everything he had worked so hard for had been unfairly taken from him.

No word on his reaction when he found out that several young men had been anally raped by his close personal friend Jerry “Chester” Sandusky…

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