# Dallas-Ft. Worth Dopers:  Do it to me one more time...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642 "2000-08-01T02:05:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/101 "2000-08-06T19:13:02Z")

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Giving the topic a bump.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/102 "2000-08-07T02:18:18Z")

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Giving this a bump so the overnighters can catch it if they’ve missed it so far.

I heard from **aha** , he can’t make it. Work getting in his way. Bummer.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/103 "2000-08-07T02:46:42Z")

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Updates:

Aug 12th: Goldfinger’s & Karaoke

Aug 19th: Razzoos where 121 & 183 split in Bedford (or is it Euless)

Aug 26th: who knows?

Time to check in…

BTW, thanks to JimB, Grace & the others who have kept this thread alive this weekend, and to JimB for his contributions.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/104 "2000-08-07T03:45:41Z")

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I’ll just move the people status here to the last page so we don’t have to go back and forth.  
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[li] **Zyada** -12th & 19th, Hawkwood on the 26th.[/li][li] **JimB** (that’s me)-12th & 19th plus anything on the 26th.[/li][li] **Chef Troy** -12th, no word on any other dates.[/li][li] **Aglarond** -12th, no go on the 19th, no word on the 26th[/li][li] **Balance** -12th works for him, has no life, but no other confirmation.[/li][li] **Grace** -12th, good for all 3 dates, maybe a ballgame on the 26th.[/li][li] **Falcon** -12th, not from here so that’s it.[/li][li] **SkySlash** -12th, up for 19th at Razzoos, no word about the 26th.[/li][li] **psiekier** -can’t make the 12th, also pushing for Razzoos on the 19th, no word on the 26th.[/li][li] **David** -all dates good, said he’d be there. No particular confirmations.[/li][li] **jubei2k** -only posted interest in 26th.[/li][li] **Zoing** -interest in Hawkwood, seems to have backed out, we can ridicule all we want now.[/li][li] **adam yak** -any evening ok, no word on 26th daytime.No confirmations.[/li][li] **Brood McEto** -12th, no other confirmations.[/li][li] **Hootee** -(missing), if found will give boob shots unless Grace leaves her behind.[/li][li] **Baglady** -wants to visit her ex-hubby, or not.[/li][li] **beakerxf** -12th, coming from College Station.[/li][li] **beatle** -12th maybe, coming from Houston.[/li][li] **sweetcan** -missing, again.[/li][/ul]  
That’s all I know at the moment. Well, that’s actually about all I know at all.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/105 "2000-08-07T03:51:34Z")

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Hey! hey! Ridicule?!

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/106 "2000-08-07T03:54:45Z")

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If we can get all these people to show up, would that be the biggest DFW gathering?

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/107 "2000-08-07T04:32:49Z")

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the biggest by FAR, Grace… usually it’s more like four or five people.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/108 "2000-08-07T12:14:26Z")

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Morning bump…

SkySlash said he’d definitely come if we went to Razzoos

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/109 "2000-08-07T13:23:27Z")

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SkySlash here, reporting for entertainment detail Sirs!

12th: Up in the air, I will almost definitely be there, but I’m on call at the Salt Mine this week so I could get drug away by the slave masters. ☹

19th: If it’s Razzoos, I will **definitely** be there 🙂

26th: Gotta pass

-SS

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/110 "2000-08-07T14:55:49Z")

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You’ll have to count me out for the 26th as well. BBQ Cookoff’s that weekend and I’m helping out at the gates. Nothing like free beer and barbeque to get me to volunteer for something. 😃 I’ll definetly be there on the 12th, though.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/111 "2000-08-07T15:25:47Z")

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So does that mean if I offer you free beer and bar-b-q you’ll paint my bathroom?

Mind if the bbq is from a restaurant?  
What kind of beer do you like?

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/112 "2000-08-07T16:00:38Z")

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Nice try Zyada. You have to understand that working the Cookoff is not really working. It involves a lot of sitting around getting drunk. However, for beer and BBQ, I will supervise the painting of your bathroom and insure that it’s done correctly.

Also, I prefer BBQ that originates in the back yard. I’m a firm believer that you can’t have great barbeque and health codes together. As for beer, I’m partial to Shiner. So let me know if a supervisor position opens up and I’ll be right over.

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/113 "2000-08-07T21:00:59Z")

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Confirming for the 12th. And the 19th. And what the hell, the 26th–didn’t you say something about Hawkwood, zyada?

I told you I had no life.

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**Author:** ![David](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@David](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/114 "2000-08-07T22:55:56Z")

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I will be there on the 12th. What should we wear? Is there a dress code?

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/115 "2000-08-08T00:49:12Z")

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[hijack] Balance, call Falcon.[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/116 "2000-08-08T02:57:49Z")

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WAIT WAIT WAIT!! Who’s this Hootee? What’s this about boob shots? Why didn’t I get any? Damn it! :sulk:

You know, I’m sorely tempted. But I’s got commitments on Friday night, plus there’s the work thing I can’t figure out how to get out of. ☹ 12th is Saturday? But I sure hate the idea of driving there Sat and back Sun. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/117 "2000-08-08T03:26:28Z")

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Well, Irishman, if you can’t make it the 12th, you can do the 19th. And you can crash at my place if you don’t mind sleeping on the floor.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/118 "2000-08-08T05:09:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Irishman \*  
> \*\*WAIT WAIT WAIT!! Who’s this Hootee? What’s this about boob shots? Why didn’t I get any? Damn it! :sulk:  
> \*\*

Hootee is my fromer co-worker. She attended one of the gatherings with me. We came from a wedding and she was wearing a low cut dress. At one point she leaned across the table and Chef Troy almost lost an eye.

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/119 "2000-08-08T05:43:40Z")

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What do you mean? I almost lost BOTH eyes. They bugged out Tex Avery-style and almost fell in the salsa. Luckily they fell into Hootee’s cleavage and rolled along the center line like the ball bearings in that luxury-car commercial. When I reached in there to retrieve them, I got nabbed by a mousetrap and almost lost a finger… should have known she was booby-trapped.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dallas-ft-worth-dopers-do-it-to-me-one-more-time/27642/120 "2000-08-08T12:28:03Z")

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_groan_

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