# dalovindj is \*sooooo\* hip! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093 "2001-09-21T21:03:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/21 "2001-09-21T22:53:25Z")
Sure. And hope that coding works out better for you next time. 😉 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **dalovindj** _ > > Not caring wether [sic] your [sic] hip or not IS definately hip by the way. Well, there it is, then - this thread should be closed 'cause the _title_ is wrong, as you’ve just admitted you ain’t hip. I am so glad we got this cleared up. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/22 "2001-09-21T23:01:04Z")
Both of you stop it. Anyone with any sense of class and hipness knows that you ain’t shit if you don’t drink PBR tall boys. ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/23 "2001-09-21T23:06:47Z")
No, you thick skulled simpleton!!! Not caring if you’_re_ (happy? I spelled it right, you whining freak) hip is hip, but caring doesn’t make you unhip. See, some cats are so hip that they don’t even care and they are STILL hip. Other cats aint so gifted and so have to be very mindfull of what is hip so as to avoid the pitfalls of unhip. No one wants to blow their limited supply of cool. Except maybe you . . . You do not see it, do not care, and are still unhip. It’s a real trip and a drag, I know. But there are books to help. Geets Romo wrote an excellent book on the subject, look him up on google. Just remember not to get down on good-willed cats like myself who just dig on trippin on puttin’ people on. DaLovin’Dj ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/24 "2001-09-21T23:08:31Z")
**mouthbreather** How about Mickey’s hand grenades? With the Mosquito on top? DaLovin’Dj ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/25 "2001-09-21T23:14:19Z")
Gee, for somebody who was “just kiddin’,” you seem awfully empassioned about whether or not someone is or isn’t hip. Perhaps the OP stands after all, as you do, indeed, seem to be the Master of All Things Hip. We stand in awe of You. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/26 "2001-09-21T23:20:14Z")
Sucker. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. God this is fun. But I do have to go to the Crow’s concert. I’m not really a guitar man but these guys kill it. They played a version of Kinky Reggae at “One for Woody”. DaLovin’Dj P.S. I’ve always hated indecisiveness. Maybe I haven’t. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/27 "2001-09-21T23:26:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dalovindj \* > \*\ ***featherlou** : > > I wasn’t bragging about drinking. I was discussing the art of drinking. You see many common human activities can be turned into an art. The art of speaking, the art of dressing, the art of walking, and such. You see, anything worth doing is worth doing with style. get it? maybe not. No sweat. But don’t get down on ME for having style. Not caring wether your hip or not IS definately hip by the way. > > \ > (Posted by dalovindj earlier): > Alchohol should be had for intoxication. Frequently. To drink and not get drunk, you may as well have just juice or your stupid. Liver damage and all. Me, I’m a get drunk every time. I don’t care about the liver damage. As Red Fox says It’d be a shame to end up in the hospital at the end of my life dying from nothing. I’ll die from something thank > you very much. Make mine an Absolut and Cranberry! > \*\* This is the art of drinking?!? Doesn’t sound very artistic to me. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/28 "2001-09-21T23:28:05Z")
Uh, sure, whatever that means. Enjoy the concert (I’m assuming the Crows are Hip). Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/29 "2001-09-22T00:14:25Z")
dalovindj said: > [@](#): > > And while we’re at it no one at all should drink coor’s lite - > it’s lake water. **AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!** Listen up, Ladies Man. Enjoy the night. This is your final day. Do **not** go disrespecting the Silver Bullet, or I swear, I’ll come up there, kick your ass so far up amongst your shoulder blades you’ll need to have the legs lengthened on your silver polyester jump suit, then I’ll install the arm of your record player so far up your ass you’ll have to squat to scratch your next record!!! Obviously you’ve never gone bass fishing, played five sets of tennis, or painted a barn roof, because then you’d know that Coors Lite is the one true beverage for those who engage in serious physical activity. You may be hip, but I got steel-toed shitkicker cowboy boots. I’ve come to like you and your posting, but this is crossing a line. Repent now, or face the consequences! ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/30 "2001-09-22T00:38:25Z")
:: **Kamandi** bustles in, still wearing his disheveled, flowered old schoolmarm dress, but the wig seems to have disappeared :: :: Takes out wooden ruler and raps the knuckles of **dalovindj** … :: _ **Whack!** _ “OUCH! Watch it, man! You’ll make me blow my cool!” :: … **Esprix** :: _ **Whack!** _ “OWW! Hey, quit it, you wannabe transvestite!” :: and **Scylla** :: _ **WHACK!** _ “Goddamnit! Get outta here before I shove this Silver Bullet up you Old Lady ass!” Now go outside and play, you three! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/31 "2001-09-22T00:49:37Z")
:o Of course, **Scylla** would never say: > [@](#): > > up **you** Old Lady ass He is quite able to use the proper form of the possessive, even if I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/32 "2001-09-22T00:52:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Before the thread is closed, is it thinks now or think snow? I’ve always read the name as thinks now, but Diane seems to parse it think snow. I may be bias, living in Utah and all. Hey, you kids knock it off before someone gets poked in the eye! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/33 "2001-09-22T00:53:23Z")
Where’s the love, man? Where’s the love? ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/34 "2001-09-22T00:55:08Z")
scylla, i used to think you were cool. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/35 "2001-09-22T01:05:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by essvee \* > \*\* scylla, i used to think you were cool. \*\* Awwww, I was just being facetious. But actually, I’m really not cool. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/36 "2001-09-22T01:12:46Z")
i wuz talking about your affinity for coors light, not your post, modest one. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/37 "2001-09-22T01:24:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by essvee \* > \*\*i wuz talking about your affinity for coors light, not your post, modest one. \*\* Swine! ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/38 "2001-09-22T01:31:09Z")
Wait a minute…let me get this straight…somebody thinks vodka and _cranberry_ is hip? No, no, I’m sorry, cranberry and vodka is merely trendy - unless you’re prone to bladder infections or are over 50. The truly hip don’t waste their time fiddling around with adding things to their alcohol, unless it’s more alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/39 "2001-09-22T01:46:16Z")
I’ve long been under the impression that many of the truly hip have no need to poison themselves. But then, perhaps Frank Zappa and Penn Jillette aren’t hip. People who try to make an art form out of cirhossis, however, seem to me to be so unhip it’s a wonder their bums don’t fall off. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/40 "2001-09-22T01:48:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aseymayo \* > \*\*The truly hip don’t waste their time fiddling around with adding things to their alcohol, unless it’s more alcohol. \*\* Which is why I stick with Everclear. If you’re breath isn’t flammable by the end of the night, then you haven’t really been drinking, nor are you hip. Yes, only the exceptionally hip need liver transplants by the age of 30, cuz we all know excessive drinking is what’s hip, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093.md?page=3)