# dalovindj is \*sooooo\* hip!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 21, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093 "2001-09-21T21:03:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/81 "2001-09-25T01:33:51Z")

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> Just doin’ my part. I got 25 years of hip love on the books if you were wondering. Thanks for the positive vibes.

Woo, I thought you were older for some reason. Sweet. ::bats eyelashes::

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/82 "2001-09-25T02:12:39Z")

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Fuck, get a room, willyas?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/83 "2001-09-25T04:57:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AndYrAStar \*  
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> > Just doin’ my part. I got 25 years of hip love on the books if you were wondering. Thanks for the positive vibes.
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> Woo, I thought you were older for some reason. Sweet. ::bats eyelashes:: \*\*

That’s funny; I thought he was younger.

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**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/84 "2001-09-25T06:16:27Z")

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Man, sometimes I really wonder if I’m losing it. This thread is an irony inside of a sarcasm wrapped in a _whoosh_.

And, really, the only way to drink is a quart of cheap whiskey every day until your eyes turn yellow and your belly swells. When you pass out in a urine filled Tijuana alley and wake up to find you can’t remember the past two weeks except for Rosalinda the $10 whore with fetid body odor and you can’t stop shaking cause you haven’t had your morning hair of the dog and you find you are missing some of your teeth but you don’t care cause you haven’t been eating much anyway and you have a poorly done tattoo of a naked woman inscribed with the name “Steven,” then you know you are hip.

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/85 "2001-09-25T08:09:11Z")

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Uh, hi everyone. I was just thinking, you know, and it occured to me. If you get really, really drunk, how are ya gonna remember if you were hip or not!? Just a thought…

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/86 "2001-09-25T08:14:42Z")

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If you wake up feeling really good with an attractive mate in your bed, then you probably pulled off being hip while drunk. If you feel pain at the site of sunlight, and there is a hideous wildebeast lying next to you, it might be time to try some new tactics.

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/87 "2001-09-25T15:16:08Z")

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As much as we all love the dj, I’m suprised noone has chastized him for the cardinal of all sins. The nectar of all beers is spelled with two Ns, and it will always be capitalized.

**Guinness**  
Mmmmm…

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**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/88 "2001-09-25T15:51:17Z")

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Worrying about being **hip** ; that’s **unhip**. Whatever the hell that means these days. Pass the **Old Overcoat**.

Really, the key to having a good drunk is knowing your limits, and stopping one drink before then. And Amen to the water. H20 really is the water of the gods.

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/89 "2001-09-25T18:09:24Z")

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You are totally right **Munch**. I’m so ashamed. I’ll get it right from now on!!! I promise!!! How could I forget to capitalize Guinness? I’m still gonna mess up you’re and your as well as their and there, however.

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/90 "2001-09-25T18:30:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dalovindj \*  
> \*\*If you wake up feeling really good with an attractive mate in your bed, then you probably pulled off being hip while drunk. If you feel pain at the site of sunlight, and there is a hideous wildebeast lying next to you, it might be time to try some new tactics.
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> DaLovin’ Dj \*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/91 "2001-09-25T18:44:36Z")

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> I’m still gonna mess up you’re and your as well as their and there, however.

Add that one to the list kids:

“It’s hip to not care about grammar.”

Noted, O Hip One.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/92 "2001-09-25T18:47:22Z")

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And apparently it’s also hip to split infinitives.

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/93 "2001-09-25T19:02:22Z")

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It’s hip to care about (or relate) the meaning of a phrase, but once you got that, the rest is just window dressin’.

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dalovindj-is-sooooo-hip/83093/94 "2001-09-25T21:29:36Z")

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I would just like to observe that **dalovindj** reminds me a lot of Indy Rock Pete. Only instead of indy rock, it’s hippos or whatever.

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