# Dammit, Coldfire all I needed was another ten seconds

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-coldfire-all-i-needed-was-another-ten-seconds/75623>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-coldfire-all-i-needed-was-another-ten-seconds/75623 "2001-08-09T17:13:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-coldfire-all-i-needed-was-another-ten-seconds/75623/1 "2001-08-09T17:13:31Z")

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You closed the thread in ATMB discussing why you can’t post breast links about 10 seconds before I could type:

“But the breast links in life are free.”

It was such a good line, and now it looks all contrived, damn.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-coldfire-all-i-needed-was-another-ten-seconds/75623/2 "2001-08-09T17:17:39Z")

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…and that last line in the thread, “poke the bear until it growls”? Damn, Coldy, you must be a demon with the chat-up lines.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-coldfire-all-i-needed-was-another-ten-seconds/75623/3 "2001-08-09T17:20:12Z")

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Isn’t bear-poking up there with pooky-felching?

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-coldfire-all-i-needed-was-another-ten-seconds/75623/4 "2001-08-09T17:40:26Z")

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It’s still a good line. **Coldfire** , would you consider reopening the thread just long enough to post that (with an explanation that it’s from Scylla)?

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-coldfire-all-i-needed-was-another-ten-seconds/75623/5 "2001-08-09T18:07:36Z")

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Gee, Scylla, I don’t know. To me, it looks like the breast links aren’t free.

[http://www.sblades.com/bikinis.htmlsl=16&slop=A&cid=091406.17328](http://www.sblades.com/bikinis.htmlsl=16&slop=A&cid=091406.17328)

(Note to moderators: no nudity involved here. Just some chainmail lingerie.)