# Dammit, covfefe means this... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 31, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775 "2017-05-31T14:52:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/41 "2017-05-31T23:06:30Z")
> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#): > > Hey, maybe this is the last puzzle piece that will finally convince everyone that Trump’s a great big dumb dummy. Target the ironic death ray and set to ‘eviscerate’. Yay liberal satire! > > Sorry, I’m just frustrated at liberals opting for the catty jabs instead of the gravely troubling stuff like healthcare, the Paris climate deal, the Russia probe, the obstruction allegations. No wonder Trump spouts stupid shit on Twitter. Nobody can resist the distraction. 1. Fallacy. Doing something frivolous doesn’t prevent anyone from doing something serious. And it’s not like every single person has the ability to be doing serious stuff all the time. 2. The only thing that bothers Trump is when he is made fun of and mocked for any reason, so I say go for it. ---
**Author:** ![Shoujin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoujin/32/3884_2.png) [@Shoujin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoujin)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/42 "2017-05-31T23:30:27Z")
I don’t see the big deal. I brewed a strong pot of Sumatran covfefe this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/43 "2017-05-31T23:38:51Z")
When you are a Serf in Trumps America… … and you can’t pay enough kickbacks to be able to work your own Fief and you have to share one. “You have to work your half of the Covfefe…” ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/44 "2017-06-01T01:05:59Z")
Please, is not for you to be knowink supreme-secret Kremlin alley door password… Is forgetting it immediate. Spasibo. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/45 "2017-06-01T01:16:58Z")
> [@Wilson](#): > > _I want the frim fram sauce > And the Ausen Fay > With covfefe on the side!_ I got it. Thanks for the laugh. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/46 "2017-06-01T01:19:09Z")
The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll look down and whisper “Covfefe.” ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/47 "2017-06-01T01:20:00Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Oh yeah. Right. Here’s your trophy. Congratulations. It’s a shame no-one on this board hands out medals to honor the people who give out the most trophies, because I think you’d have a good chance. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/48 "2017-06-01T01:25:11Z")
Yeah, he butt dialed or hit the wrong key, or was tired or whatever. That’s not the issue. The issue is that the President of the United States is Tweeting. If it was simply, hope to see you at my next rally, that would be different then sending whatever pops into his mind at 5am. Put perhaps it’s good that we see what he’s ‘thinking’. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/49 "2017-06-01T01:27:06Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Hey, look who couldn’t stop himself from joining a Trump thread! Trophy for you! The other 3010381810 threads on Trump don’t suffice? Two dopey things liberals do threads were judged redundant, what point does a thread on each Trump tweet become redundant? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/50 "2017-06-01T01:27:18Z")
Just pulled up “Words With Friends” on my phone and the [Dictionary.com](http://Dictionary.com) word of the day is… COVFEFE (noun) 1. The amount and quality of reporting when autocorrect fails you at 3am. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/51 "2017-06-01T01:46:28Z")
**King Donald Bible, Exodus 20:17** > [@](#): > > Thou shalt not covfefe thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covfefe thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s. Thou may covfefe everything else. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/52 "2017-06-01T01:49:52Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > > [@SteveG1](#): > > > > This cretin, this moron, this idiot, this imbecile, this ignoramous, this in-bred waterheaded microcephalic shit-for-brains is the fucking president. > > This blessed plot, this earth, this realm … This block, this stone, this worse than senseless thing … ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/53 "2017-06-01T02:20:29Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > The other 3010381810 threads on Trump don’t suffice? Two dopey things liberals do threads were judged redundant, what point does a thread on each Trump tweet become redundant? Well, the Straight Dope is a subsidiary of the Chicago Reader, so Trump threads will never be redundant even [DEL]when[/DEL] now that they’ve gone far beyond the point of pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/54 "2017-06-01T02:35:15Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > This block, this stone, this worse than senseless thing … You make my heart snk, you make everything coyfefe. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/55 "2017-06-01T02:43:23Z")
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair… warm smell of covfefe rising up through the air… ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/56 "2017-06-01T02:46:54Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > The other 3010381810 threads on Trump don’t suffice? Two dopey things liberals do threads were judged redundant, what point does a thread on each Trump tweet become redundant? We, as good Americans, never refuse an opportunity to point out that Trump is dumber than hammered dog shit. Seriously, he’s one dumb mofo. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/57 "2017-06-01T02:48:49Z")
> [@digs](#): > > On a dark desert highway, > cool wind in my hair… > warm smell of covfefe > rising up through the air… I love the smell of fart pudding in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/58 "2017-06-01T02:51:06Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > And this is a pit thread because?? > > Oh yeah. Right. Here’s your trophy. Congratulations. I know you’re a smart man. You sure don’t come across that way with this/ ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/59 "2017-06-01T02:52:26Z")
**2017 Scripps National Spelling Bee** “The word is COVFEFE.” “Could I have a definition?” “No, we don’t really have one.” “Could I have a country of origin?” “Well, we…don’t…know…” “Could I hear the pronunciation again?” “Um, err…we guessed at it.” “Could you use it in a sentence?” “COVFEFE is a word we wish you would spell, kid!!” ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/60 "2017-06-01T02:58:39Z")
[This is the best covfefe meme I’ve seen.](http://i.imgur.com/kp7784m.gifv) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775.md?page=4)