# Dammit, covfefe means this... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 31, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775 "2017-05-31T14:52:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/121 "2017-06-02T05:06:54Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > That would be why I use these; [https://singleusemonocles.com/](https://singleusemonocles.com/) Unlubricated? No way. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/122 "2017-06-02T05:46:57Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > You may want to reread your own post and see what you claim. I know what I said but you can continue pretending I said something different if it floats your boat. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/123 "2017-06-02T06:15:43Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > It’s the Pit, you big, hypocritical baby. Pissing people off is a feature of the Pit. Or do you not actually read the threads here? Actually, more like a reserved space for people who are _already_ pissed off. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/124 "2017-06-02T06:33:27Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > So this is an admission that you are intentionally trolling this board in violation of the rules? **PJ** tried to shit on **Sir T-Cups** Seattle thread and got a warning. It was a pretty sad plop, though. If he had a brain, he might be dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/125 "2017-06-02T06:41:24Z")
I figured he was dozing off and posted while half asleep and already starting to dream. Big meh. But of course the myth Trump wants to communicate is that he always knows what he’s doing, is always in control, and barely sleeps. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/126 "2017-06-02T07:25:16Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > I sometimes wonder if Trump occasionally sits down with his friends and says, "Hey, guys, watch this. I’m gonna send out a tweet that will make the snowflakes have even bigger spasms of stupidity. Let’s see, what can I use? " > > \ > > “AHA!” Wow, 'Hump plays Scrabble! I don’t know if Trump does, though. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/127 "2017-06-02T07:32:23Z")
Covfefe is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Covfefe is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/128 "2017-06-02T08:33:02Z")
> [@boffking](#): > > Trump knew exactly what he was doing Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/129 "2017-06-02T12:38:39Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I make it a priority not to virtue signal when discussing controversial topics. I don’t think an idea should be viewed with a perspective skewed by an assumption of the character of the presenter. That contradicts whenever you post a link to something horrible a wingnut liberal did and wonder how the liberal loons can explain this. Wait, am I confusing you with **okrahoma**? All you conservative pundits sound alike. Otherwise, your goal is admirable, despite being unrealistic. It’s hard to consider any of Trump’s views as having merit when he acts like such a clueless pig. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/130 "2017-06-02T14:22:42Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Wow, 'Hump plays Scrabble! _Disclaimer:_ ‘See Who Can Jam the Most Tiles Up His Nose’ is an unauthorized form of gameplay that is not licensed or endorsed by Hasbro, Inc. This applies to all competitive modes as well as the solo play version preferred by **Clothahump**. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/131 "2017-06-02T14:47:55Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > _Disclaimer:_ ‘See Who Can Jam the Most Tiles Up His Nose’ is an unauthorized form of gameplay that is not licensed or endorsed by Hasbro, Inc. This applies to all competitive modes as well as the solo play version preferred by **Clothahump**. True. DJT cannot be left alone with the Scrabble board. Note [warning](http://cascadeschoolsupplies.com/ProductImages/181-497.gif). ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/132 "2017-06-02T14:52:56Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence. Not using _alternate facts_. Or sekret words only a handful of people know. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/133 "2017-06-02T15:22:42Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > \ > > “AHA!” _[Places the tiles A, H and A on the board to create the word “aha”.]_ “Nobody knows more about the words than I do!”. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/134 "2017-06-02T16:15:33Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Given trump’s vocabulary, can’t see him doing well at Scrabble, unless there’s a special edition. I would imagine his strategy is to just put down all the letters he has in some random order, and then when challenged claim that the dictionary has a liberal bias. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/135 "2017-06-02T16:54:06Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Given trump’s vocabulary, can’t see him doing well at Scrabble, unless there’s a special edition. [Here](https://www.amazon.com/Scrabble-Junior-The-Disney-Edition/dp/B0001IAGH8) ya go. [Quote=Hasbro] For 2 to 4 players ages 5 years and over [/quote] Nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/136 "2017-06-02T17:39:47Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > [Here](https://www.amazon.com/Scrabble-Junior-The-Disney-Edition/dp/B0001IAGH8) ya go. Looks like somebody with tiny hands was trying to spell “Barack”. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/137 "2017-06-02T17:46:23Z")
Smoking gun! Did you notice the one word already placed on the board? _“LOSER”_ ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/138 "2017-06-02T21:53:35Z")
He is the only man in the world that knows the meaning of **Covfefe**. He is the most interesting man in the world. “Stay thirsty, my friends.” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/139 "2017-06-02T22:04:14Z")
**C** linton **O** rdered **V** ince **F** oster **E** xecuted; **F** aked **E** vidence ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775/140 "2017-06-02T23:18:39Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > **C** linton > **O** rdered > **V** ince > **F** oster > **E** xecuted; > **F** aked > **E** vidence By Jove, I think he’s got it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-covfefe-means-this/787775.md?page=8)