# Dammit, give me a Pit post party, you fucknozzles! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629 "2002-05-24T05:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/1 "2002-05-24T05:49:00Z")
So I’m coming up on 100 posts, and I’m thinking, I need a post party here. But then I say to myself, “Already in Use…” and then myself says, “What?” and then I say, “These post parties are way overdone. I’m sick of these stupid post parties.” So I decided I want a Pit post party. None of this fucking nice shit, nosiree. I want PURE, UNDILUTED VITRIOL. BILE. Insult me in any way possible and I’ll try to respond. Hell, insult everyone else who posts in this thread. I know some of you are capable of some great things when you have fits of pseudo-Dadaist profane automatic poetry. So tear me to pieces. Rip this post to shreds. Go at each other. I know you can do it, you gorilla-fellating twuntcake mothersquickers. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/2 "2002-05-24T05:58:18Z")
Why the fuck do you need a post party? My 100th post came and went a long time ago. I’ll never understand the need for a post party. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/3 "2002-05-24T06:05:03Z")
Well, listen, you malodorous mass of misappropriated freshly-felched-feces-marinated flesh, your pathetically petulant whinings for what most carbon-based lifeforms have to _earn_ has grown tiresome to mine ears. Feel free to indilate your sphincter - or keep it clenched, for all I care - and deposit seventeen pounds of festering tetanus-infected thumbtacks up into your anal orifice, to keep your Uglypeople.com-material head company. And your uncle molests collies. ('Zat good enough?) ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/4 "2002-05-24T06:07:17Z")
So if you don’t think I need a post party, don’t read the fucking thread, you fucking fucker! Do yourself a favor: go felch a platypus! Wow, so far, so good. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/5 "2002-05-24T06:09:48Z")
**Already in Use** sux camel ass. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/6 "2002-05-24T06:09:57Z")
And SPOOFE, you needledicked rantallion, you can go eat Twinkies out of the anus of a 400-pound whore. I’m sick of hearing this fucking shit from you! ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/7 "2002-05-24T06:10:59Z")
And alice\_in\_wonderland swallows. ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/8 "2002-05-24T06:12:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*Well, listen, you malodorous mass of misappropriated freshly-felched-feces-marinated flesh, your pathetically petulant whinings for what most carbon-based lifeforms have to _earn_ has grown tiresome to mine ears. Feel free to indilate your sphincter - or keep it clenched, for all I care - and deposit seventeen pounds of festering tetanus-infected thumbtacks up into your anal orifice, to keep your Uglypeople.com-material head company. > \*\* I’ll just quote **SPOOFE**'cause I can’t see myself wasting time to try and describe what a pathetic fool who thinks a hundred posts is something to get wet about. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/9 "2002-05-24T06:13:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*And alice\_in\_wonderland swallows. \*\* You say that like it’s a bad thing… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/10 "2002-05-24T06:16:44Z")
And how YOU doing, alice\_in\_wonderland?.. wait… I mean, FUCK OFF, CAMEL ANALINGUIST! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/11 "2002-05-24T06:22:05Z")
Man, you get friendly with _ **ONE** _ camel and they never let you forget it… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/12 "2002-05-24T06:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > And SPOOFE, you needledicked rantallion, you can go eat Twinkies out of the anus of a 400-pound whore. You say that like it’s a bad thing, my friend. Let me tell you about an errant tube of toothpaste… ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/13 "2002-05-24T06:46:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\* > You say that like it’s a bad thing, my friend. Let me tell you about an errant tube of toothpaste… \*\* Sounds interesting. I want it in either haiku or sonnet form, and that’s an order. Or you can sodomize yourself with a rotting hagfish. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/14 "2002-05-24T06:48:04Z")
Wowsers - you just used your 100[supth[/sup] post to say this: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*Or you can sodomize yourself with a rotting hagfish. \*\* Your mother would be so proud. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/15 "2002-05-24T06:48:18Z")
Wowsers - you just used your 100[supth[/sup] post to say this: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*Or you can sodomize yourself with a rotting hagfish. \*\* Your mother would be so proud. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/16 "2002-05-24T06:48:27Z")
Wow, I just mentioned hagfish sodomy in my 100th post. This qualifies for apotheosis. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/17 "2002-05-24T06:50:35Z")
Wow - that was odd… ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/18 "2002-05-24T06:51:39Z")
Fucking simulpost. This is why I hate the fact that you can make only one lousy fucking post every 60 seconds! It’s all a conspiracy, I tell you! The administrators just don’t want me to be like Handy, that little elephant rimjobber! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/19 "2002-05-24T06:53:10Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/20 "2002-05-24T06:55:10Z")
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