# Dammit, give me a Pit post party, you fucknozzles! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629 "2002-05-24T05:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/21 "2002-05-24T07:00:07Z")
:wally ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/22 "2002-05-24T07:15:48Z")
Yeah, anyone who starts a “Pit post party” pretty much qualifies as that… But I must say, for a camel analinguist, you sure know how to have a good time… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/23 "2002-05-24T08:08:34Z")
A masochist and a sadist got married. On their wedding night the masochist, breathless with anticipation, says, “Ooh baby, hurt me!” Sadist: “…no.” So, have a nice post party. Yer a _nice_ guy. Have a **nice** day. ```auto ---------- | mensch | ---- ---- \/ :) ``` ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/24 "2002-05-24T10:00:08Z")
OK. You are a goddamn father-fucking ass-licking pillow-biter! A clit-stealing fish-fucking scrotum-stretching cock-sniffer! A multiple-hyphenating shit-gargling, bathtub-ring-licking goat-felching frog-loving anal-excretion! An ostrich-molesting cream-cheese-eater! A smeg gobbler, a last-donut-eating Netscape-using hypocritical expulsion of the arse! A SPAM-sending jelly-jiggler with a touch of the ingester-of-liquidified-coackroach-fetuses! A church-burning satantistic ingester of your own anus! An arrogant conceited fucker of not-so-innocent pumas! A frothy-left-over from a bout of anal intercourse with a syphilitic rats love-tube! A nipple-licking adorer of your own vomit! A remote-control-fondling tattler of stupidity A work-related-instructional-accident-actor, a comedian, a public-servant-arse-licking-spittle-off-the-boss’s-boots, stench of limberger breath smeller. A telemarketing used-car-salesman door-to-door-swatch of dread-locked pubic hair! A pompous Kylie-Minogue loving, ear-wax-licking under-arm-shaving, wearer of silly-underpants. A Star-Wars freaking George Lucas worshipping cum-bucket. Welcome to 100+ posts. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/25 "2002-05-24T10:27:43Z")
Obfuscate yourself with a bestiary, Chumley. I just threw post 1500 away on something inordinately useless, and _you_ want a post party??? Mephitic foumart. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/26 "2002-05-24T10:36:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \* > **Kylie-Minogue loving** [Eh?](http://www.kyliefever.com/picture.asp?picture=%2Fimages%2Fimagelibrary%2F1998fhmbluedress13%2Ejpg) What’s wrong with her? Have you _seen_ that _Agent Provocatuer_ Cinema ad? [Check it out.](http://www.kylie.com/) ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/27 "2002-05-24T11:16:09Z")
Don’t mean to rain on your parade, and I’m sure you weren’t aware of the fact because you didn’t research before you did the OP, it was requested by the mods that post parties be kept to a minimum because they are useless and tend to bog down the board, unless it’s a really large post count you are celebrating, can you imagine the number of threads there would be if everyone did it? Thus the request. Remember, quality not quantity. But since you’ve already stepped out in public…carry on. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/28 "2002-05-24T11:26:57Z")
“Kylie loving” seems to indicated “red-blooded straight male/gay female”. Hell, she’s even a gay icon. That pretty much covers all orientations apart from straight female, though I can assure you, **mrs jjimm** greatly admires Ms Minogue too. In other words: “Kylie loving” = “Normal”. ---
**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/29 "2002-05-24T13:14:09Z")
Everybody here (excapt me of course) is a… a… a poo-poo head!! Whoa, I feel dizzy now, I gotta go lay down ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/30 "2002-05-24T15:20:21Z")
**Already in Use** , they’ll never let you in The Clique[symbol]ä[/symbol]. ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/31 "2002-05-24T15:49:53Z")
The **kabbess** has a far _far_ greater appreciation for all things Kylie than I ever will. And, near as I can tell, she is entirely straight. The diminutive pop songstress[sup]TM[/sup] is simply a phenonemen. No use fighting it (though I have done my best, these past 15 years) pan ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/32 "2002-05-24T16:08:23Z")
You needed a pit party for 100? Christ, I should get something for _not_ starting one every 100:D ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/33 "2002-05-24T16:10:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*Wow, I just mentioned hagfish sodomy in my 100th post. This qualifies for apotheosis. \*\* Wasn’t _Hagfish Sodomy_ the name of the last Emerson, Lake, and Palmer record? ---
**Author:** ![Canyon\_Surfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Canyon\_Surfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canyon_Surfer)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/34 "2002-05-24T16:31:34Z")
Sorry **Already in Use** but I am not going to hurl abuse at you. Not when you give me the opportunity to double my post count. 😃 and **alice\_in\_wonderland** about these camels. Is that one hump or two ? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/35 "2002-05-24T16:52:26Z")
**Already in Use** - Do you kiss your leprous, syphilitic, HIV-positive, trailer-dwelling, Jerry Springer-guest starring, corprophilic, non-recycling, green-teethed, corrosively flatulent, pus-oozing, sore-laden, bear-fellating, hygiene-deficent, addled crack whore welfare cheat mother with that mouth? I mean, golly. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/36 "2002-05-24T18:45:11Z")
You all suck. Well Christ, I’ve never been good at this Pit stuff, why start now? Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/37 "2002-05-24T19:02:58Z")
And you, sir, are a lawyer. To quote somebody famous (and more than likely misquoted, as well). 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/38 "2002-05-24T19:58:39Z")
I think it’s pathetic that social retards like **Already for Abuse** have to resort to getting attention this way. Nobody gives a shit that it’s your 100th post. They won’t give a shit for your 1000th post. Chances are, they won’t be around for your 10,000th post either, if they could give any less of a shit. So crawl back in your hole, loser. Your desire for abuse on the Usenet is revolting. [sub]Recalls doing this on a daily basis on **The Asshole Factory** before finally coming to his senses[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/39 "2002-05-25T00:26:32Z")
Already for Abuse… Has a nice ring to it, methinks. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629/40 "2002-05-25T00:30:37Z")
And ultress, yeah, I didn’t think of that, but hey, there are tons of threads more ridiculously mundane and pointless than this one (most in MPSIMS, hence the name), and the way I see it, any topic is justified if it gives Dopers a way to show their immense wit and skill at being total assholes. Or maybe I’m just a total asshole myself. Take your pick. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-give-me-a-pit-post-party-you-fucknozzles/110629.md?page=3)