# Dammit!  I missed my 3000th post!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 17, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621 "2000-11-17T17:28:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/1 "2000-11-17T17:28:04Z")

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Oh, well. I hope I didn’t waste it on something silly like, oh, circumcision or something. 😉

Esprix

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/2 "2000-11-17T17:36:39Z")

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3000 in less than a year??

Color me impressed!

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/3 "2000-11-17T17:36:51Z")

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::throws confetti::

Happy 3000!!! 🙂 Happy posting, Espirx.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/4 "2000-11-17T17:37:35Z")

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_blink_

Congrats, sweetie!

Damn, I’d better start posting more…can’t let you get ahead of me!!! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/5 "2000-11-17T17:39:53Z")

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Hey that’s ok you missed it… you’re going to be one of the Cool Kids soon enough anyway!

Happy 3000 and happy packing and moving!

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/6 "2000-11-17T17:46:46Z")

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::brings in customary oiled, nekkid beautiful people::

Congratulations, Espr…

::gets dragged into a room::

::door slams::

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/7 "2000-11-17T17:51:06Z")

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how far do I have to go… (looking to the left after posting)

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/8 "2000-11-17T17:53:11Z")

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Holy Frijoles! When the @!#?@! did _I_ pass 3000?

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/9 "2000-11-17T18:04:18Z")

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Cool stuff Esprix!

I haven’t seen every one of them, but the ones I have seen show intellect, grace and a great sense of life. May many more follow.

[sub] _looks at her 600ish posts_  
sigh…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/10 "2000-11-17T18:30:10Z")

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Happy 3033!  
Just wait til you get to 3333.

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/11 "2000-11-17T18:47:25Z")

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WOW! 3000?? I can’t even count that high!

_takes one of the oil, nekkid, beautiful people for later_

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/12 "2000-11-17T19:46:14Z")

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Oil? Nekkid? Beautiful? People? Hmmm… 😃

I post here _way_ too much. Anybody update that average poster ratio list lately? Last time I checked I was like #6…

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/13 "2000-11-17T19:55:30Z")

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Nope, I was #6. You were probably 4 or 5 or something.

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/14 "2000-11-17T20:09:15Z")

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Lets see I’ve been here about 3 months longer then you and you have more than three times as many posts as I do…why do I suddenly feel so inadequate? I know it isn’t the size of the post count it’s the quality (at least that’s what I tell myself). Anyways congrats Esprix.

Keith

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/15 "2000-11-17T22:45:51Z")

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Happy 3000. I wonder if I’ll ever get there. Maybe once I get to college I’ll get a life. Or maybe not.

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/16 "2000-11-17T22:50:33Z")

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awwwwwwwwwwwwww…shucks. I’ve gotta long ways to go, don’t I.

Oh well, congrats, Esprix!

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/17 "2000-11-17T22:52:09Z")

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Where’s **matt**? I had a special oiled nekkid beautiful person set aside for him…

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/18 "2000-11-18T00:20:20Z")

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Esprix, I missed mine too. I missed doing any of them actually.

Sorry you didn’t post your 3000 post party. I was going to have Brad Pitt come to your house.

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**Author:** ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/19 "2000-11-18T05:39:29Z")

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Gosh, I have, like, 30 posts or something. The fewest on this thread. I must be circumcised.

Congrats to Esprix!!! You are really really a-Rockin!

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-i-missed-my-3000th-post/41621/20 "2000-11-18T10:11:22Z")

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congrats, dude!! You beat me to it! 😃

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