# Dammit, Now I'm all horny.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 14, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861 "2000-10-14T00:45:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/1 "2000-10-14T00:45:56Z")

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Just got finished going through [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=42105).

Dammit.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/2 "2000-10-14T00:50:36Z")

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Awwww, poor Euty. FWIW, I believe my own breasts are the nicest of all.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/3 "2000-10-14T00:52:34Z")

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Hi Euty!

( \* )( \* )

Have a good night! 😉

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/4 "2000-10-14T00:55:04Z")

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[looking down shirt] Yep. My breasts are pretty damn nice.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/5 "2000-10-14T00:58:14Z")

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After all these years I’m still perky!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/6 "2000-10-14T01:00:57Z")

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[Here’s](http://bitch.shutdown.com/man-teats2.jpg) some breasts for you, Euty.

😃

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/7 "2000-10-14T01:11:03Z")

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Interesting picture, Demo. My tits are pretty nice too. A little too big for my taste though.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/8 "2000-10-14T01:11:23Z")

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38D

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/9 "2000-10-14T01:35:04Z")

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Euty, it was the mental image of Meatloaf’s big swinging **Fight Club** funbags that got you going, isn’t it.  
Come on admit it.  
😃

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/10 "2000-10-14T01:52:11Z")

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Euty, Euty, Euty…you should know better than to go web surfing for great breasts on the advice of horny, one-hand-typing posters when you know you only have to look around at your faithful female Teeming Millions!

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/11 "2000-10-14T02:09:40Z")

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\>\> Yep. My breasts are pretty damn nice

can we have a peek? … _please_? … pretty please?

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/12 "2000-10-14T02:17:08Z")

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This is your brain:  
🙂

This is your brain after seeing a pair of breasts:  
:eek:

Any questions?

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/13 "2000-10-14T03:05:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sailor \*  
> \*\* \>\> Yep. My breasts are pretty damn nice
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> can we have a peek? … _please_? … pretty please? \*\*

Heh heh heh.

OK, here ya go. _flash_

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/14 "2000-10-14T03:14:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by sailor \*  
> > \*\* \>\> Yep. My breasts are pretty damn nice
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> > can we have a peek? … _please_? … pretty please? \*\*
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> Heh heh heh.
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> OK, here ya go. _flash_ \*\*

OK, Euty - I got the picture - that was 2 8x10 and 4 wallet sized, right?

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/15 "2000-10-14T03:19:36Z")

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So I guess I don’t have to ask you how you’re doing then. 😉

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/16 "2000-10-14T04:36:59Z")

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Hey Euty, I’m horny too!

It wasn’t the thread though. Must be the beer. Oh Houseman. . .

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/17 "2000-10-14T15:37:00Z")

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Euty, since you’ve already in the mood, you might as well check out [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=42131).

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**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/18 "2000-10-14T16:18:29Z")

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Umm… Biggirl, send some of that beer this way, dammit. I’ve got a shortage. And why’s everyone so horny? Well, I guess all this talk of boobs could make ya horny after a while. 😉

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dammit-now-im-all-horny/36861/19 "2000-10-14T17:55:40Z")

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Uh oh…Euty’s horny. Don’t be doing something dirty when you’re moderating!

What’s this? Another Monster? That makes 3.
