# Damn AOL CDs \*or\* Help Topaz get her finger out of a stack of CDs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 7, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668 "2003-07-07T00:41:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/21 "2003-07-07T01:18:03Z")

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damn slow server

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/22 "2003-07-07T01:18:06Z")

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Throw them out! As you now know, they are evil.

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**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/23 "2003-07-07T01:19:31Z")

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I think I’ll open a thread about what to do with 'em.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/24 "2003-07-07T01:25:25Z")

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Glad to help. It’s amazing the things they teach you in Mother School. 😃

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/25 "2003-07-07T01:26:45Z")

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Topaz, you are now the offical SDMB goofball.

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/26 "2003-07-07T01:26:59Z")

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Send them to [this guy](http://www.nomoreaolcds.com/).

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/27 "2003-07-07T01:29:49Z")

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Send 'em to me. My wife and I are gluing them to the ceiling of our Florida room.

[Think I’m kidding?](http://www.planetpeschel.com/Diary/02Oct/021021.htm)

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**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/28 "2003-07-07T01:31:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by xgxlx \*  
> \*\*Topaz, you are now the offical SDMB goofball. \*\*

Good thing, or bad thing?😃

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**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/29 "2003-07-07T04:02:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by pesch \*  
> **Send 'em to me.**

Do you use them shiny side out? Will you accept other junk CDs?

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/30 "2003-07-07T04:19:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Topaz \*  
> \*\*I think I’ll open a thread about what to do with 'em. \*\*

I think you should open a thread about what NOT to do with 'em. 😉

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**Author:** ![SouprChckn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f9b8f/32.png) [@SouprChckn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouprChckn)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-aol-cds-or-help-topaz-get-her-finger-out-of-a-stack-of-cds/186668/31 "2003-07-07T07:20:50Z")

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I think a question to ask now that your pinky is safe and sound is, “What were you doing to get yourself in the situation where you put not 1 or 2, but 7 CDs on your pinky finger?”

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