# Damn Dirty Apes Terrorize New Delhi! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109 "2003-11-03T05:48:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/21 "2003-11-04T05:54:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DreadCthulhu \* > \*\*Now, if they would just worship me, they wouldn’t be having all these problems- I encourage monkey killing. \*\* Problem is, you haven’t done as much fun stuff as most of the gods in the Hindu pantheon. We like our Gods exciting, active and with colourful lives; dozy calamari, telepathic or otherwise, just don’t quite manage to do it for us. If it’ll make you feel better, though, the _URL deleted - see below_ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/22 "2003-11-04T15:45:40Z")
**Moderator’s Notes:** I have deleted the link in the above post for several reasons. 1. It appears that anything on that page takes you to porn sites and although that complies with our “two-click” rule, there’s nothing on the linked page that really has anything to do with the topic at hand. 2. I have received reports from the membership saying that the link, when closed, results in several porn pop-ups. Although I did not experience this, it seems a real possiblity given the nature of the page. Also, I have a pop-up blocker installed and this may account for my negative results. 3. Although I didn’t get any pop-ups, immediately after clicking one of the links at the deleted URL, my harddrive began spinning leading me to believe something was being installed on my machine without consent. A subsequent cleaning with Ad-Aware indicated spyware of some sort. 4. And the most damning, also after clicking the link in 3) above, Norton Anti-Virus quarantined at Trojan called “Trojan.ByteVerify.” Perhaps part of the Spyware and perhaps something more sinister. So, there’s ample reasons for deleting this URL. **aasna** , I’m sure you didn’t do this out of malicious intent, but please be more careful when posting links to the SDMB. Especially ones of such a questionable nature. Not all of our users are as cautious as I and just as I’m sure you didn’t do this purposefully, I’m sure you’d not appreciate being on the receiving end of a potentially nasty surprise such as this. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/23 "2003-11-05T01:10:53Z")
Oh dear! I had no idea! I’m terribly, terribly sorry. I’ll be more careful henceforth. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/24 "2003-11-05T03:14:08Z")
Man, all that bad stuff made me all curious, **UncleBeer**. Yes, I would open a door that said “ABSOLUTELY DO NOT OPEN”, why do you ask? ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/25 "2003-11-05T22:06:11Z")
_gives a smirking grin as she points at **GMRyujin** _ SHAME on you, man! SHAME! Don’t push the red button, ok? Don’t answer the phone when the killer is on the loose in the woods. Don’t squeeze the damn Charmin! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/26 "2003-11-05T22:30:27Z")
We seem to have gotten off the topic of how to deal with those _damn, dirty apes_!! Oh well, you know the saying, “Human see, human do.” … ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/27 "2003-11-05T23:23:40Z")
Don’t you wish your tails were - _so_ - Curved in the shape of a Cupid’s bow? Now you’re angry, but never mind _Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!_ ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/28 "2003-11-06T01:30:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*_gives a smirking grin as she points at **GMRyujin** _ > > SHAME on you, man! SHAME! Don’t push the red button, ok? Don’t answer the phone when the killer is on the loose in the woods. Don’t squeeze the damn Charmin! \*\* Don’t mind me. I heard there was a killer loose, so I’ll just go downstairs to investigate the funny noises. Turn the lights on? Who needs em? AHH! Oh, it’s just the cat…AHH! ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/29 "2003-11-06T06:37:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*[http://www.angelfire.com/goth2/wicked\_wyne/images/heather1.jpg](http://www.angelfire.com/goth2/wicked_wyne/images/heather1.jpg) > There… I think. \*\* Ah, yes, she’ll do _very_ nicely. Very nicely indeed… “Hello? Is the Simian Overlord Headquarters? Remember that possible _Homo sapiens_ female specimen I told you about? Yes, that one. Can you send over a cramped, dirty cage ASAP?” ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/30 "2003-11-07T07:29:34Z")
_heads for the hills in her skimpy cave woman outfit and home made leather collar_ Thank you though for your… ahem, interest. ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/31 "2003-11-07T16:07:01Z")
Leggo my Eggo, ya damn dirty apes! ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/32 "2003-11-07T17:49:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > _ **heads for the hills in her skimpy cave woman outfit and home made leather collar** _ Now all we have to do to get her back is wait for Chuck Heston… ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109/33 "2003-11-08T00:46:41Z")
Young or old, he’s yucky! _wail_ “Soylent Green is… _PEOPLE_!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-dirty-apes-terrorize-new-delhi/211109.md?page=1)