# Damn Georgetown, this is all your fault

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 31, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992 "2002-03-31T00:33:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992/21 "2002-04-01T20:01:11Z")

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As does my sloppy code.

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**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992/22 "2002-04-01T20:02:35Z")

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Great 3000th post, Sua

And I didn’t bother hitting on my sister’s friends because a) they were ugly, I know beggars can’t be choosers but I’d need 6 paper bags to put over the heads of this bunch and b) I don’t want to be one of those creepy seniors who bags sophomores and freshmen.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992/23 "2002-04-02T01:44:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BigKahunaBurger \*  
> \*\*Great 3000th post, Sua
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> And I didn’t bother hitting on my sister’s friends because a) they were ugly…\*\*

Think of it from George Carlin’s point of view. He never slept with a ten, but he did have five twos.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992/24 "2002-04-02T01:54:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jester \*  
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> Well, they do have a good English major, which is all I was really looking for when I started applying. But that slowly graduated into a search for liberal arts, and then that turned into journalism. So, I guess I grew out of my desire to go to Georgetown. They, of course, never had a desire to have me there in the first place. The bastards. 😃 \*\*

What are you doing, looking at Georgetown! You seriously need to consider [La Roche](http://laroche.edu) .

😃

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992/25 "2002-04-02T01:54:36Z")

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Thanks for the extra reasons, **mags** , they’re much appreciated. I still don’t think I was wrong to apply there early, though; I wanted to go there then and it was a non-binding early action, which was the kicker. Still, it’s a shame that I didn’t know what I wanted earlier. Cest la vie.

And **Sua** , of course we wanted to go there. That’s why we applied. It’s a great school in a great location, and great people go there. But I think we’re entitled to blow off some steam; college applications do not breed a low-stress environment, and dissapointments like this are worthy of a couple underhanded insults.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992/26 "2002-04-02T02:34:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BigKahunaBurger \*  
> \*\*Great 3000th post, Sua
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> And I didn’t bother hitting on my sister’s friends because a) they were ugly, I know beggars can’t be choosers but I’d need 6 paper bags to put over the heads of this bunch and b) I don’t want to be one of those creepy seniors who bags sophomores and freshmen. \*\*

Yeah, and one day you’ll be sitting there years later thinking to yourself, “I could have fucked six chicks in one night and I didn’t. **What the flaming fuck was wrong with me???** Shit, right now I’d settle for being able to fuck just one!” Trust me on this one, I know. My senior year there was this beautiful red head that I could have screwed and didn’t simply because she was a freshman. I’ve never had the chance to date a red head since, and few of the women I’ve dated have been as good looking as her. I’ve been kicking my ass over it since about my middle twenties. If I had it to do all over again, I’d plop her down in typing class and go for it in front of God and everybody, just so that I could say I did her. Damn!

::Walks off muttering angrily to himself about just how fucking stupid he was.::

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992/27 "2002-04-02T08:15:59Z")

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Doesn’t seem fair that **you** were grounded because someone **else** was indiscreet. If you’re old enough to apply to colleges, you’re old enough for your parents to give the benefit of the doubt that you can make your own decisions. Besides, what do they think you’re going to do when you go away to the college that does accept you? 😉

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**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992/28 "2002-04-02T19:38:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \*  
> \*\*Doesn’t seem fair that **you** were grounded because someone **else** was indiscreet. If you’re old enough to apply to colleges, you’re old enough for your parents to give the benefit of the doubt that you can make your own decisions. Besides, what do they think you’re going to do when you go away to the college that does accept you? 😉 \*\*

Looking to adopt a 17-year-old who’s going to need some serious $ for college? 😃

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-georgetown-this-is-all-your-fault/100992/29 "2002-04-02T19:52:22Z")

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You’ll have to earn your keep. Here’s a mop and a bucket.🙂

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