# Damn, Guinistasia is smart as hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2002, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459 "2002-04-08T10:23:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Phlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/1 "2002-04-08T10:23:29Z")

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I just felt the need to spew my opinion on this gal since I had some time on my hands and nothing productive to say. I tangled with her WAY back in my early days on the SDMB and that didn’t go so well.

After being here for almost a year I must admit, that gal is frickin smart. She knows alot about alot of stuff. It seems like any topic that she posts on she has some sort of knowledge on the subject. I see her name pop up in ANY thread, just out of the blue. Shes pretty young too if I remember correctly.

Granted, I don’t always agree with her views, but I wish I could write my thoughts out as clearly as she does so I could debate effectivly on this board. Thats why I don’t post in GD or GQ, because even though I have opinions on all that stuff, I can rarely put it into words that don’t get shoved down my throat.

I guess I am a lurker who comes out of the shadows just long enough to post about the Simpsons or why Ashley Judd is so hot. 🙂

(As poorly as I tend to express myself, I better make clear that I am NOT being sarcastic in this post. With my luck, people will think I am)

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/2 "2002-04-08T10:30:09Z")

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:o :o :o :o :o

Uhh…thanks.

(BTW, I know my post count is very high, but what can I say-I don’t have a life…)

_hides under a desk…me so shy…_

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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/3 "2002-04-08T10:36:06Z")

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I TOTALLY agree with the OP.

I am impressed as well, with her wide range of interests. I wish I were more like that at her age.

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/4 "2002-04-08T11:03:01Z")

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I’d ask her to marry me if I knew I had a chance and the waiting list wasn’t so huge. But I still dream. _\__

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**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/5 "2002-04-08T11:16:56Z")

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PILE-ON!!!

“Guinastasia is groovy. She’s got her finger on the pulse of the times,” kuroashi groveled.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/6 "2002-04-08T11:50:23Z")

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Oh yeah, she’s cool.

🆒

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/7 "2002-04-08T14:44:46Z")

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What is this-a game of make poor **Guin** ’s head swell?

(Thanks. You guys are super. I’ve been having a rough time right now. I know I can count on you guys.)

:o

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/8 "2002-04-08T15:35:18Z")

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Duhr.

“In other news tonight, piles of bear droppings were discovered in the forest, and the Pope announced he’s Catholic. And in a new, shocking discovery, ice is cold.”

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/9 "2002-04-08T15:49:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> What is this-a game of make poor **Guin** ’s head swell?

Absolutely. You don’t [play chess](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=107699), do you? 😃

Seriously, **Guin** , I’ve been enjoying your thoughtful posts since about December 2000. If you ever need a dirty old man to stalk you around the boards, let me know! And here’s a hug to help you through the rough stretch:

{{{Guin}}}

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/10 "2002-04-08T16:05:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sailor \*  
> \*\*I’d ask her to marry me if I knew I had a chance and the waiting list wasn’t so huge. But I still dream. _\__ \*\*

Pff. Get in line.

😉

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**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/11 "2002-04-08T16:31:22Z")

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“Smart as hell”? How smart exactly is hell? I hope she doesn’t smart _like_ hell, but then she hasn’t hit me… yet.

_notes all the marriage proposals_

Well, I guess you don’t need mine… 🆒

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/12 "2002-04-08T16:46:15Z")

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I like to think of **Guin** as the thinking man’s Pam Anderson.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/13 "2002-04-08T17:22:48Z")

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(YAY-we got our OLD smilies back! Just need the original eek and rolleyes and we’re good!)

I suppose the only way to be fair about this is to find a country that allows a woman to have multiple husbands…

Or hold a tournament…

:o

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/14 "2002-04-08T17:44:31Z")

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Arm wrestling contest!

Failing that, “Most difficult username to pronounce”.

[sub]Aww yeah.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/15 "2002-04-08T19:17:43Z")

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I like people who are interested in things. **Guinastasia** is interested in lots of things, and is knowledgeable and intelligent. Therefore, I like her.

Respect to Phlip, for speaking up and starting the thread.

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/16 "2002-04-08T19:20:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> **Failing that, “Most difficult username to pronounce”.**

That’s it; I’m substituting x’s for all the vowels inmy username.

–LxndxHxppxr

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/17 "2002-04-08T22:07:36Z")

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Hey, that’s my official Doper Big Sister you’re talking about!

And a damn good one, at that. Kudos, **Guin**!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/18 "2002-04-08T22:18:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> Or hold a tournament…

I once won a contest…

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**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/19 "2002-04-09T01:31:16Z")

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Well I don’t know who this person is but it’s patently absurd that she could be smarter than me. And I’ll Kung Fu her anytime to prove it.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-guinistasia-is-smart-as-hell/102459/20 "2002-04-09T05:38:48Z")

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I’ll agree that Guinistasia is cool, and also has great taste in vintage fashion, and is a very pretty young lady. I enjoy reading her posts!

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