# Damn! I love me a cute little buck toothed girl!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218 "2004-07-15T04:56:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/1 "2004-07-15T04:56:24Z")

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I’m just sayin’…

;j

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/2 "2004-07-15T04:58:51Z")

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And they’re handy when ya don’t have a bottle opener around.

Oh yes…congrats…love certainly be grand. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/3 "2004-07-15T13:44:33Z")

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What’s this, another Emma Watson appreciation thread? Names, we need names! Or pictures, anyway.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/4 "2004-07-15T14:43:18Z")

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The closest I can come to a description or pic is very vaguely like Olivia d’Abo. My digital camera (an Agfa P&S from a couple years back) got stolen in the Great Mid June Car Break In™ that I posted about in LJ. Broke my widow to get in, took my stereo, too. ☹

Anyhoo… talking to a Doper friend made me realise I gots a fairly neat thing going right now. Y’all’l get more details as (or if :eek: ) things progress.

What prompted the thread title was the funny little giggle she does when playing around or having fun. She smiles, bites her lower lip, and giggles from the back of her throat. Irrisistable, let me tell ya.

Going through some old pics with her last weekend, we saw a recurring theme of women/girls I’ve been involved with; overbite! No, not eat corn on the cob thru a chain link fence problems, just the cute as a Bugs Bunny smile type of thing going on.

So, this thread isn’t really about any current fling, as much as it is about PRAISE THE BUCK TOOTHED GIRL! where ever you are…

;j

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/5 "2004-07-15T19:18:49Z")

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There’s beautiful and there’s cute.

Beautiful is the word I ascribe to the statuesque with long or oval faces (one to each woman). It is a sort of cold porcelain beauty, nice to look at for its perfection, but not approachable.

Cute, however, is the small or equivalent sized girl with more of a square face that laughs with a big smile, snuggles in all the right places when hugged, and is just heaven to cuddle.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/6 "2004-07-15T19:50:49Z")

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I think it makes their lips look more kissable! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/7 "2004-07-15T19:59:54Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Broke my widow to get in, took my stereo, too. ☹

Broke your widow in June and you’re already seeing someone? Man, you bounce back fast! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/8 "2004-07-15T20:28:59Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> Broke your widow in June and you’re already seeing someone? Man, you bounce back fast! 🙂

No kidding, he makes his move pretty well for a dead guy.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/9 "2004-07-15T22:26:24Z")

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> [@Corner Case](#):
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> There’s beautiful and there’s cute.
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> Beautiful is the word I ascribe to the statuesque with long or oval faces (one to each woman). It is a sort of cold porcelain beauty, nice to look at for its perfection, but not approachable.
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> Cute, however, is the small or equivalent sized girl with more of a square face that laughs with a big smile, snuggles in all the right places when hugged, and is just heaven to cuddle.

You have the shape of their faces switched, at least so far as I am concerned. Beautiful women have a more chiseled and squarish look to them whereas cute girls have an oval face. Examples would be Nicole Kidman and Nicole de Boer.

I prefer the latter. God, how I love cute girls.

Congrats, **NCB**.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/10 "2004-07-15T22:43:25Z")

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I like buck tooth. If she is suddenly surprised and bites down, you might slide on out of there without too much more damage. 😉

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/11 "2004-07-16T02:22:03Z")

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I guess I never should have had all that orthodontal (?) work done…

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/12 "2004-07-16T03:30:09Z")

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Congrats!

I was going to make a silly comment by asking if you wanted me and her to jello fight or somethin  
but I won’t.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/13 "2004-07-16T05:20:04Z")

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I’m not buck toothed, but I have an overbite, and my smile has been called bunnyish, actually blinded bunnyish because I squinch my eyes when I smile. Like this 😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/14 "2004-07-16T05:33:02Z")

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Well, in _my_ book, buck toothed and overbite are often synonomous.

Do dooo da-do-do

Synonomous

Do do-do do

Synonomous

Do doo da-do-do da-do-do da-do-do-do da-do-do-do da-do da-do-do-do

Either way, I like it. Would lime Jello work, **'nil**?

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/15 "2004-07-16T05:40:46Z")

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I’ve always thought of “buck toothed” as the 2 front teeth sticking out more than the rest.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/16 "2004-07-16T05:49:44Z")

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yeah, mostly. I just mix them due to being more than slightly lazy.

Either one is cute. They can also be so extreme that it’s no longer cute, tho. Poor kids ☹  
Ooh, cherry Jello.  
But not orange. Tastes like children’s aspirin

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/17 "2004-07-16T06:21:17Z")

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I hate my overbite. Glad to know there’s someone out there who doesn’t.

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**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-i-love-me-a-cute-little-buck-toothed-girl/255218/18 "2004-07-17T03:33:09Z")

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Did somebody call me?

There’s physical beauty, which is often a matter of perspective, and then there’s ethereal beauty, which I describe as more of an aura. Some may think that ethereal beauty is also a matter of perspective, but it’s just more difficult for many people to identify - especially in today’s superficial and materialistic world. Ethereal beauty, however, shouldn’t “look”/“feel” much different between people who can identify it.

Sadly, some of the people renowned for being physically beautiful (usually celebrities) are surrounded not by an aura of beauty, but more of a void which can weaken the spirits of those around them. But you really have to be around these people to realize this, which is why some celebrities _seem_ so wonderful on television or whatnot, but in reality…

I rarely use the word “beautiful” to describe anyone, especially when I only have a physical image to go by. (I can still enjoy those images though. 😉 ) I don’t like to use my own name in vain. But I will describe many inanimate things as beautiful. Since they don’t usually have an actual aura (at least beauty-wise), I’d obviously be referring to them in a physical sense.

Anyhoo…
