# Damn Sam

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 2, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656 "2004-12-02T04:45:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/21 "2004-12-02T05:53:15Z")

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You got it right, that’s what I wanted to say. 😉

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/22 "2004-12-02T15:57:56Z")

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> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#):
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> WTF?? 😕

Yeah, some of **Reeder** ’s posts have been pretty cryptic lately.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/23 "2004-12-02T16:16:23Z")

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Parsed…

> [@](#):
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> **Reeder** : Keep QC clear!
> 
> Wait, QC??? I meant GC.
> 
> **Ethilrist** : “GC?”
> 
> Reeder: Yeah, General Questions. GC.

Bwhaaaaa! Ah **Reeder** man, that was freakin’ hilarious!

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/24 "2004-12-02T17:20:22Z")

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> [@wring](#):
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> and since GQ is for, well, GQ, it would seem contraindicated to let a question fall to the bottom of the heap so folks can talk about what kind of pie they’d bring when they come back and all.

Fair enough, but it’s not only GQ. It’s here in the Pit as well. I’m thinking especially of the [“Crappy Parents”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=288462) thread, which somehow turned into a Monty Python quotefest (admittedly tiresome; I wouldn’t have minded so much if **TVeblen** had only closed the thread by quoting the Graham Chapman “Stop, stop, this has gotten entirely too silly” character) and the [Bosda](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289303) pitting. Those threads _were_ very silly; I’m just not convinced that aimless joking and badinage is intrinsically less worthy than ranting and flaming.

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**Author:** ![paperbackwriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/25 "2004-12-02T17:46:59Z")

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> [@Reeder](#):
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> I am humbled by your correctness.
> 
> And stand in awe.
> 
> It’s PBR’s fault you know.

Huh? What did I have to do with this?

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/26 "2004-12-02T18:26:41Z")

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> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#):
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> ; I’m just not convinced that aimless joking and badinage is intrinsically less worthy than ranting and flaming.

don’t know that anyone has made that claim. I **do** know, however - for example, that **Lynn** is rather adament about “No joke threads in the PIT”. I really would suggest that you email a moderator and ask, but the drift I’m hearing here is “threads should be placed in the proper forum”.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/27 "2004-12-02T18:50:20Z")

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Well, they weren’t “joke threads” per se–I think the OPs were sincere pittings, but the threads drifted/were hijacked into joking. And what I meant above was that if the hostility had been maintained instead, the threads would presumably not have been locked. It’s not a fight I have a dog in, anyway; and it’s certainly nothing I’d want to dispute with the mods.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/28 "2004-12-03T01:02:34Z")

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> [@Reeder](#):
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> You know…I’ve often wondered about that.
> 
> What if we wanted to praise one of them?
> 
> Does it go in the pit too?

Yep. You say thinks like “ **Lynn** is fucking great!”.

PBR—Pabst Blue Ribbon?

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/29 "2004-12-03T02:04:20Z")

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Actually, I drink Busch on a nightly basis. (I know, I know–shit beer. But I live on a _shit_ budget).

I got home from office Christmas party at 10:30 PM last night, looked in on my daughter(asleep), said hello to my son, told him to go to bed, and started reading my emails(50).

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=288626](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=288626)

Thread bumped six times by OP. The posts were reported by a member at 8:45 PM last night. Saw no reason to keep it open, allowing bumps 7-12.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289365](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289365)

Thread was reported to the Mods at 10:17 AM. Of course, I read it about 10:40 PM.

Thread was full of posts not useful to the OP, and were political in nature. I’m tired of that crap in GQ.

> **[Origin of the term"69" for a sex act](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289248)**
>
> What is the origin of the term “69”? When did it first get started? How did it get started? Who first used the term?

OP was nicely answered within 45 minutes of the thread being posted. I don’t believe a poster complained about this. I even had at least two more jokes that I could have contributed to the thread, both dy-no-mite references to “69.” But just how long could I let this go? That’s why we have other forums.

That’s how/why I closed three GQ threads in 28 minutes.

But thanks for your concern.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/30 "2004-12-03T02:59:29Z")

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Damn, the three-thread record. I gonna go close four threads at random in ten minutes, top that if you can.

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/31 "2004-12-03T03:40:50Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> Thread was full of posts not useful to the OP, and were political in nature.

Oh, Man! Cecil better buy a shit-load of locks…

But congrats. Who isn’t tired of politics slinking into thread after non-political thread?

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/32 "2004-12-03T03:55:14Z")

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We got the mods and admins competing as to how fast they can close threads.

Make sure yours is concise and to the point.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/33 "2004-12-03T04:03:03Z")

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> [@Reeder](#):
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> Make sure yours is concise and to the point.

[Like this ?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289590&page=1&pp=30) :wally

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-sam/277656/34 "2004-12-03T04:11:39Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> [Like this ?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289590&page=1&pp=30) :wally

I love you too sweetheart.

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