# Damn. The world ends tomorrow.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 17, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700 "2004-02-17T20:41:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Malice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/278dde/32.png) [@Malice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malice)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700/1 "2004-02-17T20:41:26Z")

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The world will end tomorrow (uh, hypothetically… yeah, that’s the ticket!) and I would like to be duly prepared for the eventual rebuilding of humanity.

Assume a planet-wide catastrophe that leaves only small bands of humans in an otherwise iron-age existence, but with 100 percent literacy. Only five [non-religious] texts survive and they just so happen to be the most practical and most useful in the long-term restoration of today’s store of human knowledge.

Specifically, what are the five books?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700/2 "2004-02-17T20:58:13Z")

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I’m busy tomorrow. In fact I’m kind of booked for the rest of the month. Is it okay if your disaster waits until March? Sorry to be a bother.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700/3 "2004-02-17T20:58:49Z")

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1. “How Things Work, Volumes 1 - whatever”

2. “The New York Public Library Desk Reference”

3. “Gray’s Anatomy” or some other general anatomy/physiology book

4. “Five Acres and Independence” or “The Owner-Built Homestead”

5. “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare” because what good is surviving without culture

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700/4 "2004-02-17T21:02:16Z")

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Would an encyclopedia set count as one book? If so, that’s a must-include in my opinion.

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**Author:** ![Malice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/278dde/32.png) [@Malice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malice)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700/5 "2004-02-17T21:15:56Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> Would an encyclopedia set count as one book? If so, that’s a must-include in my opinion.

Rule of thumb: It counts as a single book if it comes in a single tome from, say, [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com).

Silenus:

I didn’t want to bias the responses, but these two were definitely in my list.

1. “How Things Work” (well, before I realized there were so many volumes now, which violates my rule above)
2. “Gray’s Anatomy”

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700/6 "2004-02-17T21:26:51Z")

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Don’t forget the _Handbook of Chemistry and Physics_ - I suspect it’d be more than helpful in terms of reference.

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**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700/7 "2004-02-17T23:42:32Z")

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_The Dummies Guide To The Apocolypse_ might come in useful…

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**Author:** ![Uncivil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ccd318/32.png) [@Uncivil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncivil)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700/8 "2004-02-18T00:15:13Z")

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> [@Malice](#):
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> The world will end tomorrow…

And they tell me this on a damn message board? I knew I was right not to trust the press. ☹

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-the-world-ends-tomorrow/229700/9 "2004-02-18T05:30:14Z")

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> [@Malice](#):
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> The world will end tomorrow

Again 😕
