# Damn! There's some neat stuff on Ebay -or- The SST you've always wanted!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-theres-some-neat-stuff-on-ebay-or-the-sst-youve-always-wanted/65317 "2001-05-13T15:49:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-theres-some-neat-stuff-on-ebay-or-the-sst-youve-always-wanted/65317/1 "2001-05-13T15:49:01Z")

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Found this while browsing for a plastic model. They sell -anything- on there, don’t they?  
[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=588454510](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=588454510)

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-theres-some-neat-stuff-on-ebay-or-the-sst-youve-always-wanted/65317/2 "2001-05-13T16:08:21Z")

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On an equally pointless note, the guy who designed it died yesterday

[http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid\_1328000/1328132.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1328000/1328132.stm)

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-theres-some-neat-stuff-on-ebay-or-the-sst-youve-always-wanted/65317/3 "2001-05-13T16:29:34Z")

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Not quite everything. You are not allowed to sell: pets, children, internal organs, or one’s services if you’re a hooker. People have tried selling everyone of them, though.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-theres-some-neat-stuff-on-ebay-or-the-sst-youve-always-wanted/65317/4 "2001-05-13T16:30:09Z")

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And I thought a 933 MW turbine generator I saw for sale a year ago on Ebay was something…man!

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-theres-some-neat-stuff-on-ebay-or-the-sst-youve-always-wanted/65317/5 "2001-05-13T16:32:03Z")

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Nah… Forget it the seller doesn’t have enough feedback. I mean I would like to see at least one or two messages along the lines of…

user: swordofislam - “Great Ebay Seller! AAA rated! Merchandise shipped in a timely fashion and delivered in perfect condition as described.- Kromsky heavy lifter attack helicopter works great for rough terrain sorties. Would buy from this seller again!”

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-theres-some-neat-stuff-on-ebay-or-the-sst-youve-always-wanted/65317/6 "2001-05-13T16:40:35Z")

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According to their [website](http://www.tejavia.com/), they also sell fridges, chandeleirs and tunnelling electron microscopes.

Nowm, if I can just find me a 9000ft runway, I’ll make a bid 😃

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-theres-some-neat-stuff-on-ebay-or-the-sst-youve-always-wanted/65317/7 "2001-05-14T01:29:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Colin Wilkinson \*  
> \*\*Nowm, if I can just find me a 9000ft runway, I’ll make a bid 😃 \*\*

My local backwater county airport has a 10,000-foot strip. 2 of 'em, actually. Why, you ask? It’s a B-52 dispersal base…IOW, there’s probably at least one Russian nuclear warhead targeted on it…:eek:

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-theres-some-neat-stuff-on-ebay-or-the-sst-youve-always-wanted/65317/8 "2001-05-14T02:33:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \*  
> \*\*My local backwater county airport has a 10,000-foot strip. 2 of 'em, actually. Why, you ask? It’s a B-52 dispersal base…IOW, there’s probably at least one Russian nuclear warhead targeted on it…:eek: \*\*

Aw jeez, don’t worry about it. If ya do get attacked w/a couple ‘o’ kilotons, you won’t feel a thing!!

Tripler  
I sleep well at night knowing oblivion will be relatively painless.
