# Damn, why do I look so sexy? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2007, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215 "2007-11-13T05:03:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/1 "2007-11-13T05:03:06Z")
Since there seems to be a lull on the boards, I would just like to take this opportunity to share my thoughts on how damn sexy I am. I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants, too sexy, ohhhhhh too sexy. You wouldn’t believe how much effort it took for me to step away from the bathroom mirror to write this. I just step in front of the mirror a bit and the corners of my eyes always catch how shapely I am. Then, I have to turn around, face the mirror, and take off my shirt so I can marvel at my body. Oh, how I wish I had a camera so I can share with all you guys and gals how sexy I am. I’m assuming nobody is going to read this and my thread will drop off the front page and so my sexiness quotient will remain secret for all eternity. ---
**Author:** ![ChattyChattyBingBing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@ChattyChattyBingBing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChattyChattyBingBing)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/2 "2007-11-13T05:47:33Z")
I really, really, really hate to do this but: cite? ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/3 "2007-11-13T05:56:54Z")
Okay, looking at this guy’s recent threads, I see: Does wearing spandex shorts shrink your manhood? and Why do I sweat so much? ---
**Author:** ![ChattyChattyBingBing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@ChattyChattyBingBing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChattyChattyBingBing)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/4 "2007-11-13T06:02:16Z")
Erm, it’s a guy? Don’t need that cite then, I have a mirror. ---
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/5 "2007-11-13T06:07:26Z")
[QUOTE=ChattyChattyBingBing] Erm, it’s a guy? Don’t need that cite then, I have a mirror. [/QUOTE] My chest is so well built that you would turn gay just from looking at those melons. And, they are much larger than just a mere handful. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/6 "2007-11-13T06:10:55Z")
i feel i must point out that chests the size of melons are called boobies. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/7 "2007-11-13T06:26:20Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] I’m assuming nobody is going to read this and my thread will drop off the front page and so my sexiness quotient will remain secret for all eternity. [/QUOTE] Bad thing to assume. Bad, bad thing to assume. ---
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/8 "2007-11-13T06:34:53Z")
[QUOTE=Inner Stickler] Bad thing to assume. Bad, bad thing to assume. [/QUOTE] That reminds me of something. If I were to go to jail, I would create a huge sexual dilemma for the other prisoners. My big muscles would say “No, no!” but my toned buns would say “Yes, yes!”. If I were to take a communal shower, everyone would be scared of facing me for fear of letting their sexual urges over power them. ---
**Author:** ![tonedef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tonedef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonedef)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/9 "2007-11-13T10:29:20Z")
I find this hard to beleave without a picture! ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/10 "2007-11-13T11:02:54Z")
[QUOTE=tonedef] I find this hard to beleave without a picture! [/QUOTE] His sexiness is affecting your spelling. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/11 "2007-11-13T12:19:40Z")
I can’t wait for tomorrow to come. Because I get sexier every day. ---
**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/12 "2007-11-13T12:25:25Z")
Thought your thread would fall of the front page quickly, did you? That’s why you keep posting to it? :-p So it’ll go away quicker, maybe? I won’t believe your claims until I, also, see photographic proof. ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/13 "2007-11-13T12:28:19Z")
Yes! Photographic proof! I want to add a lol-catz caption! Or maybe use photoshop to humiliate you. I’m feeling mean and sinister today ---
**Author:** ![Fir\_na\_tine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fir\_na\_tine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fir_na_tine)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/14 "2007-11-13T13:58:38Z")
Have the drugs wore off yet? ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/15 "2007-11-13T14:02:21Z")
I just got back from the gym. I’m sitting here with my shirt off, glistening. You’ve got nothing on me. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/16 "2007-11-13T14:07:04Z")
I just got back from the barbers. My head is glistening. Be jealous, very jealous ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/17 "2007-11-13T14:21:10Z")
I’m drinking coffee, my pupils are twitching. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/18 "2007-11-13T15:02:53Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] That reminds me of something. If I were to go to jail, I would create a huge sexual dilemma for the other prisoners. My big muscles would say “No, no!” but my toned buns would say “Yes, yes!”. If I were to take a communal shower, everyone would be scared of facing me for fear of letting their sexual urges over power them. [/QUOTE] In prison they wouldn’t want to be facing you. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/19 "2007-11-13T15:11:51Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] Since there seems to be a lull on the boards, I would just like to take this opportunity to share my thoughts on how damn sexy I am. I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants, too sexy, ohhhhhh too sexy. You wouldn’t believe how much effort it took for me to step away from the bathroom mirror to write this. I just step in front of the mirror a bit and the corners of my eyes always catch how shapely I am. Then, I have to turn around, face the mirror, and take off my shirt so I can marvel at my body. Oh, how I wish I had a camera so I can share with all you guys and gals how sexy I am. [/QUOTE] Alan? My old college roommate Alan? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/20 "2007-11-13T15:18:19Z")
To answer the question posed by the thread title: Because you’re not in the same room as me, so you benefit from the lack of comparison. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215.md?page=2)