# Damn, why do I look so sexy? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2007, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215 "2007-11-13T05:03:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/21 "2007-11-13T19:07:37Z")
Well, I got around to taking a photo of myself with my shirt and pants off. You can take a look [here](http://www.flickr.com/photos/99148646@N00/2005120850/) . It took me quite a while to get that shot. I couldn’t bring my hands close enough together to make the camera work. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/22 "2007-11-13T19:18:01Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] Well, I got around to taking a photo of myself with my shirt and pants off. You can take a look [here](http://www.flickr.com/photos/99148646@N00/2005120850/) . It took me quite a while to get that shot. I couldn’t bring my hands close enough together to make the camera work. [/QUOTE] That is soooo NOT sexy. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/23 "2007-11-13T19:21:15Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] I’m drinking coffee, my pupils are twitching. [/QUOTE] You’re a teacher? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/24 "2007-11-13T19:25:30Z")
Gross, as we said when I was young and dirt was still under warranty. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/25 "2007-11-13T20:00:00Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] I just got back from the gym. I’m sitting here with my shirt off, glistening. [/QUOTE] ::swoons:: ::recovers:: [QUOTE=chowder] My head is glistening. [/QUOTE] ::swoons again:: ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/26 "2007-11-13T20:05:47Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] Well, I got around to taking a photo of myself with my shirt and pants off. You can take a look [here](http://www.flickr.com/photos/99148646@N00/2005120850/) . It took me quite a while to get that shot. I couldn’t bring my hands close enough together to make the camera work. [/QUOTE] Why do I so want to take a pin and just poke it somewhere so you would go wwwwhhhhhhooooossssshhhhh and fly all over the place? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/27 "2007-11-13T20:13:08Z")
I can haz stryoid mikshake? ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/28 "2007-11-13T22:29:36Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] Well, I got around to taking a photo of myself with my shirt and pants off. You can take a look [here](http://www.flickr.com/photos/99148646@N00/2005120850/) . It took me quite a while to get that shot. I couldn’t bring my hands close enough together to make the camera work. [/QUOTE] You’re the hottest Pak Protector I’ve ever seen. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/29 "2007-11-14T00:11:31Z")
That pic was disgusting. Where is the puking smiley? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/30 "2007-11-14T00:11:34Z")
That’s what my husband looks like with his shirt off. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I slay me. Seriously, is that a real picture? Not only does it not look humanly possible, but when you do that many steroids, you don’t get such a … well-addressed package, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, because most of you have minds as dirty as mine. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/31 "2007-11-14T01:37:53Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] Well, I got around to taking a photo of myself with my shirt and pants off. You can take a look [here](http://www.flickr.com/photos/99148646@N00/2005120850/) . It took me quite a while to get that shot. I couldn’t bring my hands close enough together to make the camera work. [/QUOTE] Chasing Dreams, I might have seen you [at work.](http://skitzzo.com/images/michelin.jpg) PS- Don’t quit your day job. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/32 "2007-11-14T02:04:51Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] Well, I got around to taking a photo of myself with my shirt and pants off. You can take a look [here](http://www.flickr.com/photos/99148646@N00/2005120850/) . It took me quite a while to get that shot. I couldn’t bring my hands close enough together to make the camera work. [/QUOTE] Ugghh, please don’t say that thing can breed. Nasty Supreme. ---
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/33 "2007-11-14T02:42:17Z")
[QUOTE=Count Blucher] Chasing Dreams, I might have seen you [at work.](http://skitzzo.com/images/michelin.jpg) PS- Don’t quit your day job. 😉 [/QUOTE] That’s not me, but I know that guy. We were on the same juicing routine until a year back. I went on a low-carb diet and he kept eating starchy foods. I guess you are what you eat. For some weird reason, whenever people see a picture of me they say they have seen me somewhere before. Something about a bicycle, spandex, France, and winning. The spandex and winning parts I can understand, naturally, but I don’t get why they keep mentioning bicycles when they talk to me. I’m just too strong for a wimpy bicycle. I also don’t get why they keep mentioning France. You can’t get a body like this over there. The streets are too narrow for me to walk through. ---
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/34 "2007-11-14T03:26:05Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] …but when you do that many steroids, you don’t get such a … well-addressed package, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, because most of you have minds as dirty as mine. [/QUOTE] Sometimes, people say I’m a uniballer. I then proceed to take off my pants and make them say otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/35 "2007-11-14T04:12:12Z")
I wanted to find a picture of Christian Bale coked out and flexing in the mirror in American Psycho, to turn into a loldoperz picture. It wasn’t on the first two pages, and by that time I realized I really didn’t care. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/36 "2007-11-14T04:38:21Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] I wanted to find a picture of Christian Bale coked out and flexing in the mirror in American Psycho, to turn into a loldoperz picture. It wasn’t on the first two pages, and by that time I realized I really didn’t care. Oh well. [/QUOTE] Aw, c’mon, man; won’t someone think of the children? ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/37 "2007-11-14T05:19:11Z")
**Chasing Dreams** has an ego bigger than mine, but then, so are his boobs… ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/38 "2007-11-14T05:53:52Z")
Can I just call bullshit and get this thread closed? tsfr ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/39 "2007-11-14T10:56:09Z")
[QUOTE=TroubleAgain] ::swoons:: ::recovers:: [/QUOTE] Too quick a recovery. I’m disappointed. Will it help if I describe how I’m making my pecs jump up and down? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/40 "2007-11-14T14:26:52Z")
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