# Damn, why do I look so sexy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 13, 2007, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215 "2007-11-13T05:03:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/41 "2007-11-14T14:34:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Please don’t.  
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Ain’t up to you, bud.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/42 "2007-11-14T15:03:51Z")

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I thought everyone was being kind of mean until I saw the picture. Arggh! My eyes!  
Too bad Chasing Dreams isn’t the guy in the bicycle pics, he looks hot.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/43 "2007-11-14T17:18:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
Too quick a recovery. I’m disappointed. Will it help if I describe how I’m making my pecs jump up and down?  
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::swoons yet again, for longer this time::

😃

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**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/44 "2007-11-15T00:18:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Wile E]  
I thought everyone was being kind of mean until I saw the picture. Arggh! My eyes!  
Too bad Chasing Dreams isn’t the guy in the bicycle pics, he looks hot.  
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So what if I am actually that guy in the bicycle pics and “muscles” is actually a photoshopped picture of Lance Armstrong? 😛 I can’t believe that nobody has mentioned this little tidbit yet.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/45 "2007-11-15T04:32:27Z")

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[QUOTE=TroubleAgain]  
::swoons yet again, for longer this time::  
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That’s more like it.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-why-do-i-look-so-sexy/426215/46 "2007-11-15T05:52:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams]  
So what if I am actually that guy in the bicycle pics and “muscles” is actually a photoshopped picture of Lance Armstrong? 😛 I can’t believe that nobody has mentioned this little tidbit yet.  
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Now you’re backpedaling.

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