# Damn you aha!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083 "2000-12-24T14:27:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/1 "2000-12-24T14:27:55Z")

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Aha,  
I just finished reading BjOrns pit therea where you posted a very well written reply. I commented to myself “that was well writen thoughtful and insiteful post.”  
As I continued to read the thread I was taken completely by suprise at your playfully ill timed request for TVelben to personally welcome you to the board.  
Needless to say I had a good laugh! That was beautifully timed. Bravo.  
On another note, these past few months I have requested “Western Union” to be played on our local oldies station at least once a week. By my calculations that should be enough money in your pocket now to buy yourself a bottle of that wine you drink.  
So, Enjoy and have a great Holiday Season!

Osip

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/2 "2000-12-24T15:05:51Z")

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Thanks Osip! With one in college and one in middle school I can use every penny.

It’s people like yourself that keeps me coming back to the SDMB day after day.

I hope you and yours have a glorious and wonderful Christmas and a prosperous new year.  
Your friend in music,

Mike

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/3 "2000-12-24T15:43:02Z")

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So how much you renting that sig line space out for?  
🙂

I could start calling **TWICE** a week 🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/4 "2000-12-24T21:11:14Z")

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NAPSTER.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/5 "2000-12-24T21:19:11Z")

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I love aha. 🙂

But don’t tell anyone, k? Its a secret…

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/6 "2000-12-24T21:19:21Z")

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[sub] ohhhhh cp bring your great head over here for just a second please… there you go thanks[/sub] _SLAP_  
Osip that space rents cheap, but I have to share with Cecil since it’s really his to begin with.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/7 "2000-12-24T21:22:03Z")

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Is that the one by the Searchers?

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/8 "2000-12-24T21:29:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Democritus \*  
> \*\*Is that the one by the Searchers? \*\*

Wow Demo, only you would know that the Searchers covered my song. With not a lot of success I don’t think. I have a copy of it and it sounds just like us so I guess they didn’t put enough of a different twist on it to chart it a second time. I suppose their strategy may have been to release it in England where our original version didn’t do as well as the US.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/9 "2000-12-24T21:30:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Democritus \*  
> \*\*Is that the one by the Searchers? \*\*

Nah, Dude, it’s the Stones.

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/10 "2000-12-24T21:35:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zoggie \*  
> \*\*I love aha. 🙂
> 
> But don’t tell anyone, k? Its a secret… \*\*

Zoggie you don’t either…do you? No I mean do you really? If you do then I love you too but if you’re only kidding then I just like you alot. Anyway you can check yes or no.

Yes I love aha\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

No, I only like aha\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

Careful not to just dimple the ballot ok?

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/11 "2000-12-24T21:38:41Z")

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Ummm, the Stones? So, really now, what’s the name of the band? Is it Five Americans? It looks like there’s one by Jerry Butler too. Help! I wanna hear aha! Also, do you sing in it, aha? IIRC, you’ve said that you played guitar in the band, right? The version I heard sounded kinda Herman’s Hermitsesque. I love oldies. Is the album still avaliable?

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/12 "2000-12-24T21:47:07Z")

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hmmm I have’t read a suck up post that good since I read aha’s last suck up post. 😉 Note: I don’t want to be put in aha’s sig.

Keith

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/13 "2000-12-24T21:49:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Democritus \*  
> \*\*Ummm, the Stones? So, really now, what’s the name of the band? Is it Five Americans? It looks like there’s one by Jerry Butler too. Help! I wanna hear aha! Also, do you sing in it, aha? IIRC, you’ve said that you played guitar in the band, right? The version I heard sounded kinda Herman’s Hermitsesque. I love oldies. Is the album still avaliable? \*\*

Demo it was The Five Americans.  
Yes I sang it.  
Yes Jerry Butler had a song out called "Western Union **Man**  
And yes it’s sorta Hermansesque.  
And yes I was lead guitarist as well.

I hate to say this if for no other reason than giving Carnivorous Plant the satisfation but yeah you can plug in to Napster and hear it. Just type in The Five Americans or Western Union.

or…

You could buy a copy at [cdnow.com](http://cdnow.com) Or [Sundazed.com](http://Sundazed.com) in which case I would get a few royalites to feed my 15 hungry kids.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/14 "2000-12-24T23:16:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by aha \*  
> \*\*Zoggie you don’t either…do you? No I mean do you really? If you do then I love you too but if you’re only kidding then I just like you alot. Anyway you can check yes or no.
> 
> Yes I love aha Cha-ching!!
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> No, I only like aha\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
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> Careful not to just dimple the ballot ok? \*\*

That enough of an answer for you?  
Crunchy told me about your rock star past and what can I say- I’m attracted to _that_ kind of guy…🙂

Besides, if I…_tombe amoureuse_ with you, you’ll become the third SD male to turn me down. Fourth if you think about it…

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/15 "2000-12-24T23:30:36Z")

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The Five Americans???

I thought **aha** was the guy from _aha_. You know. “Taaaaaake ooooooonnn meeeeee!” I know you will all get a good laugh out of this, but I will admit it anyway. . .

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/16 "2000-12-24T23:44:50Z")

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You know what?  
I love **aha** too.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/17 "2000-12-24T23:53:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \*  
> \*\*The Five Americans???
> 
> I thought **aha** was the guy from _aha_. You know. “Taaaaaake ooooooonnn meeeeee!” I know you will all get a good laugh out of this, but I will admit it anyway. . .  
> \*\*

I never thought aha was the guy from that band, but I do admit to thinking of that song every time I see his name. Now I’ve got the song stuck in my head…  
_You’re all the things I’ve got to remember…_

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/18 "2000-12-25T00:18:48Z")

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In a rock band fifty years ago and still making out like a bandit…grumble, grumble.

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/19 "2000-12-25T01:57:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pepperlandgirl \*  
> \*\*You know what?  
> I love **aha** too.  
> 🙂  
> \*\*

Does aha love Pepperlandgirl too?

Yes\_\_\*\_\_\_\_\_

N0\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_  
Carnivorous plant:

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> In a rock band fifty years ago and still making out like a bandit…grumble, grumble.

CP try 30 years ago dammit. Would it make you feel any better if I told you I love you too?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-aha/47083/20 "2000-12-25T02:03:40Z")

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Ah, Mongo straight!

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