# Damn you Brits!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-brits/486127>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 16, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-brits/486127 "2009-02-16T18:04:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-brits/486127/81 "2009-02-20T12:47:05Z")

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I’ve never met anyone who buys muffins here. I suspect they are, in their current incarnation, an American invention, like Chinese food.

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**Author:** ![not\_austin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c68b51/32.png) [@not\_austin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_austin)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-brits/486127/82 "2009-02-20T20:59:13Z")

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> [@Mk\_VII](#):
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> I’ve never met anyone who buys muffins here. I suspect they are, in their current incarnation, an American invention, like Chinese food.

Just bought two packs at my local supermarket - reduced to 10p for a pack of four!

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-brits/486127/83 "2009-02-20T21:17:02Z")

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I know that there are McDonald’s in the UK, do they use the English muffins for the Egg McMuffins there? Or do they even have the Egg McMuffin on the menu? It’s just one of those curious moments, sorry.

ETA: McDonald’ses?

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**Author:** ![Orpington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cc9497/32.png) [@Orpington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orpington)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-brits/486127/84 "2009-02-20T21:29:58Z")

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lemon curd. mmmmmmmm

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-brits/486127/85 "2009-02-20T22:47:22Z")

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> [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](#):
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> I can’t seem to find them in Scotland (I think it’s the Irish influence as to why they’re common in the NW). All my Scottish friends have never heard of them, and I have to wait until I’m back home to get a load from Greenhalgh’s. Same with parkin and real Lancashire cheese.

Try potato scones. Much the same thing, but thinner, I’d say. Well, given that I view “potato cakes” as just being fatter potato scones, it must work vicky verky, eh? Give it a go, anyway. I hate to think of this whole sad party starving and longing for Lancashire. 🙂

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**Author:** ![not\_austin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c68b51/32.png) [@not\_austin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_austin)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-brits/486127/86 "2009-02-20T23:15:19Z")

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> [@Litoris](#):
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> I know that there are McDonald’s in the UK, do they use the English muffins for the Egg McMuffins there? Or do they even have the Egg McMuffin on the menu? It’s just one of those curious moments, sorry.
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> ETA: McDonald’ses?

Yes, they have Egg McMuffins. I think the major difference is that we don’t have Root Beer. (When the first British McDonalds opened in Woolwich (1973) they did have it on the menu but it disappeared rapidly… mostly down drains. I did find this interesting…  
[http://www.trifter.com/Practical-Travel/Budget-Travel/McDonalds-Strange-Menu-Around-the-World.35517](http://www.trifter.com/Practical-Travel/Budget-Travel/McDonalds-Strange-Menu-Around-the-World.35517)

…but now I’m wondering if I can persuade them to put the Maharaja Mac on the menu over here :dubious:

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**Author:** ![not\_austin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c68b51/32.png) [@not\_austin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_austin)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-brits/486127/87 "2009-02-20T23:16:20Z")

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> [@Orpington](#):
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> lemon curd. mmmmmmmm

Try greengage curd… even better!

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