# Damn you crumbly crackers!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-crumbly-crackers/91544>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 5, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-crumbly-crackers/91544 "2001-11-05T04:28:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-crumbly-crackers/91544/1 "2001-11-05T04:28:18Z")

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I hate it when I’m trying to spread some cheese on crackers and they just decide to snap and crumble and fall apart. I wind up dropping a chunk of cheese and a bunch of cracker crumbs in my mouth. Can’t they design a cracker with a little bit of structural integrity? Whew…thank Jerry for MPSIMS… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-crumbly-crackers/91544/2 "2001-11-05T04:54:55Z")

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Yeah, that sucks.

You know what I hate? Del Monte “Fruit To Go” mandarin oranges stupid container. I usually buy the Dole brand, but I went to a different store and all they had was Del Monte. I cannot peel the top off with out it stripping down the middle and not coming off all the way! I slosh mandarin orange juice all over trying to pull that bugger off. What are they using to attach it, superglue? I can’t imagine a little kid getting one of these containers “To Go” packed in his lunch **ever** getting the top off. With the Dole brand, one simple pull and the top peels off easily. Da_n you Del Monte, Da_n you to H\*ll!