# Damn you, Esquire! 2 girls one cup **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 15, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482 "2008-03-15T18:40:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/1 "2008-03-15T18:40:32Z")
I didn’t know if the other thread was too old to add to, so, I didn’t. I had only heard of this video through the SDMB, but I had heard enough to decide that it was definitely something I didn’t want in my permanent memory bank. Done deal. So…I’m reading a pretty entertaining interview with George Clooney in this month’s Esquire and the interviewer has GC watch the video. My wine-addled late-night brain thinks, “Hell, if George Clooney can handle it, so can I.” Ok, that is one bell you can NOT unring. I am so, so sorry! In the clear light of today, however, I actually think that the thing is fake…so, there! I’m not just saying that to make myself feel better…that’s really my opinion. Anyway, I know I’m late to the game on this one. I just wanted to express my displeasure with Esquire and my own lack of self control in avoiding the whole thing in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/2 "2008-03-15T18:47:46Z")
I was guessing chocolate enemas. You know, pump it in, squeeze it out. I hope it was chocolate enemas. Couldn’t be the real thing. Could it? :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/3 "2008-03-15T18:55:31Z")
Apparently, it [is](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1130071onecup5.html) chocolate. I’m filiing this video under goatse as things I know what they are, but choose not to see, but I must say it gives a disturbing new twist to _Me and You and Everyone We Know_. ))\<\>(( ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/4 "2008-03-15T19:00:00Z")
My Og, poor old Esky must really be losing readers to the lad-mags if one of their interviewers foists 2g1c on a subject. What’s next, make 'em pound a [Smoker’s Cough](http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/s/smokers-cough-13180.html) and see if they hurl? Arnold Gingrich has been turning in his grave for quite a while anyway, though, so this is probably just an extra little push. ---
**Author:** ![svrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@svrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/svrider)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/5 "2008-03-15T19:43:02Z")
Fake or not, I’d like to thank those that made it. I nearly keeled over from laughing when I finally got my sister to watch it. Next victim is my boss. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/6 "2008-03-15T20:20:27Z")
The most hilarious videos on YouTube can be found by using “2 girls 1 cup reaction” as your search terms. One girl even showed it to her parents… ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/7 "2008-03-15T20:34:02Z")
[QUOTE=EJsGirl] The most hilarious videos on YouTube can be found by using “2 girls 1 cup reaction” as your search terms. One girl even showed it to her parents… [/QUOTE] Did you see the one with the grandmother? ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_SsUTLAhbWE/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/_SsUTLAhbWE?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/8 "2008-03-15T23:34:30Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] Did you see the one with the grandmother? ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_SsUTLAhbWE/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/_SsUTLAhbWE?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque [/QUOTE] I am 34 years old who laughs a lot. I have NEVER laughed as hard as when watching that video. I woke my wife up from a nap, she thought I was having a seizure. She said I sounded like “A fucking maniac.” Thanks so much for the link! 😛 Joe ---
**Author:** ![El\_DeLuxo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_deluxo/32/9043_2.png) [@El\_DeLuxo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_DeLuxo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/9 "2008-03-15T23:36:26Z")
[QUOTE=svrider] Fake or not, I’d like to thank those that made it. I nearly keeled over from laughing when I finally got my sister to watch it. Next victim is my boss. [/QUOTE] You are a terrible, terrible person. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/10 "2008-03-15T23:41:10Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] Did you see the one with the grandmother? ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_SsUTLAhbWE/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/_SsUTLAhbWE?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque [/QUOTE] I’ve watched a bunch of these reaction vids, and this is the best. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/11 "2008-03-16T00:22:46Z")
Although [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw) reaction is still the best. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/12 "2008-03-16T00:33:24Z")
[QUOTE=Revtim] I’ve watched a bunch of these reaction vids, and this is the best. [/QUOTE] I go for the parody ones. A Guy put Kermit the frog reacting to the video and then in the sequel Kermit, like many others, looks for others to gross out with the video. The “reaction” of Rowlf the Dog is priceless. Language not safe for work, but nothing gross on the screen: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ggaWaK5d23Y/hqdefault.jpg "ADAM RAY: Kermit Shows Rowlf the Dog "2 Girls One Cup"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggaWaK5d23Y) ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/13 "2008-03-16T00:36:10Z")
[QUOTE=GIGObuster] I go for the parody ones. A Guy put Kermit the frog reacting to the video [/QUOTE] I was going to mention this, as I _did_ see this one, and it’s rather disturbing (but funny, I guess). Kermit wasn’t grossed out- quite the opposite, actually…_quite_ the opposite. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/14 "2008-03-16T00:53:49Z")
[Rowlf](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggaWaK5d23Y&feature=related) wasn’t too impressed. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/15 "2008-03-16T01:27:11Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] [Rowlf](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggaWaK5d23Y&feature=related) wasn’t too impressed. [/QUOTE] However it was impressive enough to be posted twice! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/16 "2008-03-16T02:50:47Z")
I just saw the Kermit one yesterday, and I don’t know what was funnier- seeing him reach for the lotion or hearing him say “fuck.” Priceless. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/17 "2008-03-17T22:47:31Z")
BTW, what was George’s reaction? ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/18 "2008-03-17T23:10:13Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] BTW, what was George’s reaction? [/QUOTE] He ate it up. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/19 "2008-03-17T23:50:21Z")
_groan_ That was low, even for you. [Found it!](http://www.celebitchy.com/9932/esquire_journalist_gets_george_clooney_to_watch_2_girls_1_cup/) (Clooney’s reaction, that is) ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/20 "2008-03-18T00:50:21Z")
Damn, Clooney sounds like a hell of a guy, and funny too. He’d fit right in around here… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482.md?page=2)