# Damn you, Esquire! 2 girls one cup **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 15, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482 "2008-03-15T18:40:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/21 "2008-03-18T02:40:39Z")
As soon as I heard 2G1C and Esquire interview, my first thought was A.J. Jacobs. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/22 "2008-03-18T02:47:24Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wxp3zqIqO68/hqdefault.jpg "2 Girls 1 Cup Song") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68) No gross out, but a little adult language. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/23 "2008-03-18T04:15:36Z")
My favorite reaction is by [The Roots.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVlh0maJGw) They look like they’re on a scary roller coaster ride. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/24 "2008-03-18T04:57:11Z")
[QUOTE=wheresgeorge04] I am 34 years old who laughs a lot. I have NEVER laughed as hard as when watching that video. I woke my wife up from a nap, she thought I was having a seizure. She said I sounded like “A fucking maniac.” Thanks so much for the link! 😛 Joe [/QUOTE] That is seriously fucking funny stuff right there. The hysterical laughter in the background is what gets you. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/25 "2008-03-18T05:04:56Z")
[QUOTE=Lobohan] [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wxp3zqIqO68/hqdefault.jpg "2 Girls 1 Cup Song") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68) No gross out, but a little adult language. [/QUOTE] That made getting out of bed worth it today. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/26 "2008-03-18T05:07:32Z")
You think that’s gross? I suggest you avoid watching the BME Pain Olympics at all costs. Fake or not (and God, I hope it is), it is easily the most disturbing thing I have ever had the misfortune to see. ---
**Author:** ![El\_DeLuxo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_deluxo/32/9043_2.png) [@El\_DeLuxo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_DeLuxo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/27 "2008-03-18T07:31:53Z")
[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF] You think that’s gross? I suggest you avoid watching the BME Pain Olympics at all costs. Fake or not (and God, I hope it is), it is easily the most disturbing thing I have ever had the misfortune to see. [/QUOTE] What he said. Seriously. After a steady diet of shock docs, mondo movies and unrated horror imports (as well as a subscription to _ **Bizarre** _ Magazine back in the day, before they turned it into just another titty mag), there ain’t a lot that makes me cringe just watching it … this _did_. That 2Girls shit was just stupid and pointless and a little disgusting; the BME Pain Olympics video literally made me groan out loud while clutching myself (I do not mean in a _good_ way, either). And I’m a freakin’ \*ghoul \*as far as my taste in videos is concerned. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/28 "2008-03-18T09:19:46Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/29 "2008-03-18T10:52:33Z")
[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF] You think that’s gross? I suggest you avoid watching the BME Pain Olympics at all costs. Fake or not (and God, I hope it is), it is easily the most disturbing thing I have ever had the misfortune to see. [/QUOTE] I’d like to know why, of all the nasty ass scat porn out there, this is the one that became so infamous. It’s pretty tame, as far as that goes. I’ve seen far worse. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/30 "2008-03-18T12:43:49Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] I’d like to know why, of all the nasty ass scat porn out there, this is the one that became so infamous. It’s pretty tame, as far as that goes. I’ve seen far worse. [/QUOTE] You’ve seen worse than men emasculating themselves with knives and hatchets? If so, please, keep it to yourself. I don’t want to know about it. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/31 "2008-03-18T13:21:02Z")
I am not watching that. I’ve never seen goatsee either. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482/32 "2008-03-19T00:22:26Z")
[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF] You’ve seen worse than men emasculating themselves with knives and hatchets? If so, please, keep it to yourself. I don’t want to know about it. [/QUOTE] D’oh, sorry, I meant that 2G1C itself was pretty weak as far as gross-out porn goes. I should have read more closely. BTW, for those who haven’t seen the video…[here you go](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2oU7bV1Cq8&feature=related). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-esquire-2-girls-one-cup/441482.md?page=1)