# damn you internet mother  goat felchers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 24, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234 "2017-09-24T22:58:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234/21 "2017-09-25T15:44:11Z")

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> [@MikeG](#):
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> You shouldn’t be able to get a building permit if you have no access to tacos, same as if you had no electric or gas hookups.

Well this wouldn’t be a problem if we had [taco trucks on every corner.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_trucks_on_every_corner)

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**Author:** ![baileygrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@baileygrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baileygrrrl)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234/22 "2017-09-25T16:58:55Z")

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So THAT’s where it’s from. My 6 year old has been singing this song around the house for ages. It does tend to get stuck in my head.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234/23 "2017-09-25T17:19:23Z")

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It’s the Father Goat Felchers you need to worry about.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234/24 "2017-09-25T18:49:23Z")

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> [@baileygrrrl](#):
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> So THAT’s where it’s from. My 6 year old has been singing this song around the house for ages. It does tend to get stuck in my head.

yeah I was shocked to find out its 3 or 4 years old too

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234/25 "2017-09-25T18:58:34Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Didn’t have those hookups either, diy all The way, man! I have hope though, my oldest daughter is dating a hispanic/chef. They are wanting to move back here and build a house. Boy that would be nice, a chef in the vicinity.

Is that someone who’s half hispanic, half chef?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234/26 "2017-09-27T23:39:48Z")

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It was the Hamster Dance.

Then it was the Chicken Dance

Then it was the Fast Food Rockers.

Now It’s Raining tacos.

Will the ear worms never stop??  
The horror. The horror.

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234/27 "2017-09-27T23:45:50Z")

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Who said hampster dance?? (looks around for a weapon)

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-internet-mother-goat-felchers/797234/28 "2017-09-28T13:15:11Z")

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Hamsters? Maybe you’re forgetting badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.

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