Use a USPS money order. Messing with it is a federal crime, and they cost about a third of the money that bank ones do.
It’s CHEQUES for heavens sake.
When will you lot learn
CHEQUE=MONEY
CHECK= TICK/SIGNIFIES OK/TO INSPECT SOMETHING
Bloody Colonials
Hey, if you read my post, you would notice that I used the correct spelling FOUR times. 
Apologies FEATHERLOU but I was of course referring to ex colonials, damn rebs! 
Don’t get your knickers in a twist. You’re just jealous 'cause we won’t give you your pwecious colonies back! AND WE HAVE LOTS OF ICE IN OUR DRINKS!!! AND BOTTOMLESS CUPS OF COFFEE!!! EAT OUR DU- Ahem, excuse me.
Listen you ILSA, you want us to burn your White House again?
Careful pal, careful 
You’d probably leave the attack orders in your desk drawer while taking your English Weekend in the country!
Yes well considering I live practically in the country you are probably right.
My pal Benedict has a copy of the orders…somewhere