# Damn you MEBuckner!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mebuckner/107837>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 8, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mebuckner/107837 "2002-05-08T02:16:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mebuckner/107837/1 "2002-05-08T02:16:03Z")

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That’s right, damn you. You are always level headed and fair. You’ve been a mod for what, a couple of months. You have to pay your dues and fuck up on occasion. Get with the program you %$#@\*&^%.

[sub]Keep up the good work.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mebuckner/107837/2 "2002-05-08T02:21:34Z")

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I agree. What the hell kind of world do we live in where people don’t suck?

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mebuckner/107837/3 "2002-05-08T02:33:01Z")

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He’s a schooner and a geranium.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mebuckner/107837/4 "2002-05-08T02:40:36Z")

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How do you think the rest of us Mods feel?  
“MEBuckner doesn’t stay out until midnight!”  
“MEBuckner eats all his vegetables!”  
“MEBuckner doesn’t fall asleep right after sex!”

My god, talk about an overacheiver. 🙂

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**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mebuckner/107837/5 "2002-05-08T02:49:22Z")

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Oh my goodness. If that’s true then I take it all back.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mebuckner/107837/6 "2002-05-08T05:21:36Z")

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Awww, shucks.

My plans are working! They all think I’m a _nice guy_. The fools! Soon, my plan will be complete, and the world will be mine! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!