# Damn you, MPSIMS! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 27, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226 "2000-04-27T05:26:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/1 "2000-04-27T05:26:00Z")
Why is MPSIMS always fucking broken! I get to access it maybe 30 minutes a day! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/2 "2000-04-27T05:52:00Z")
I know! Tonight is the last time I get to post/read until Saturday night and it is driving me crazy! * * * Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music. * * * One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/3 "2000-04-27T06:38:00Z")
This probably won’t make you feel any better, but the moderators are just as frustrated. Lynn ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/4 "2000-04-27T07:04:00Z")
Ya, you should see the 10 or 11 posts that came through on the server but not on my browser in the “Best breakup song” string. Yeesh…what an ass it makes me look like. * * * And remember kids, crack doesn’t smoke itself! ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/5 "2000-04-27T16:23:00Z")
I know, man! WTF?? My only guess is that it has the most topics and the most posts. But then again, this board is probably stored on one server, so it shouldn’t matter, but hey, who knows… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/6 "2000-04-28T05:06:00Z")
MPSIMS always has the worst problems because it has the most people trying to post to it. Look at the numbers on the list of forums. * * * “Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/7 "2000-04-28T05:37:00Z")
Ya wanna talk frustrating…our network was down last weekend, so I couldn’t access anything at all for a couple of days, then we get back up again, and sure enough, MPSIMS is down. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! How am I supposed to get any procrastinating done? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/8 "2000-04-27T20:39:00Z")
Damn it! _Damn it!_ **DAMN IT TO ALL HELL!!** Guliani is evil, _evil,_ **EVIL.** I wanted to say this on the the in MPSIMS, but guess what! It’s down! I’m sure Mayor Guliani had something to do with this. The fuck wad. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/9 "2000-04-27T20:44:00Z")
I’m not the only one having problems with it? Oh thank goodness. Its very annoying ain’t it? _shakes her head and wails_ Let me iiinnn * * * Bargain not with the Darkness: in time it will take us all. Exerpted from The Book of Nod ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/10 "2000-04-27T22:49:00Z")
Yeah, me too! I really can only go for so long before I **need** to hear about some shmo’s 1000th post every two minutes. I also really need to participate in threads that have been done a million times before like “funny porno titles”. Plus, I need to correct people who honestly think that Jessica Rabbit is more hot than Bugs Bunny in drag. Dammit! How am I supposed to survive? * * * **Tony Soprano** : We’re the only country in the world where the pursuit of happiness is guaranteed in writing… Where’s _my_ happiness then? **Dr. Melfi** : It’s the _pursuit_ that’s guaranteed. **Tony Soprano** Yeah, always a fucking loophole. ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/11 "2000-04-27T23:43:00Z")
Always willing to spread a little sunshine, huh Alpha? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/12 "2000-04-27T23:47:00Z")
Hey Biggirl, Mayor Guliani announced today that he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. I know this is the Pit, but jeez! ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/13 "2000-04-27T23:58:00Z")
**Alphagene** , stop whining about MPSIMS and get your butt back up to General Questions. I’m actually trying to encourage some threads that don’t have to do with Star Trek and you’re not helping by spending your time down here. “Front-load washers” is kicking the butt of “permian extinction event” by about four posts to one for Ghod’s sake, so I could really use the help up there. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/14 "2000-04-28T02:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Alphagene: > [Plus, I need to correct people who honestly think that Jessica Rabbit is more hot than Bugs Bunny in drag. > > Dammit! How am I supposed to survive? > > \*\* Woah there Alpha…Babs Bunny is **DEFINITELY** absolutely, posivitely more attractive than Bugs bunny in drag… Get it straight man. * * * And remember kids, crack doesn’t smoke itself! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damn-you-mpsims/6226/15 "2000-04-28T15:34:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by milroyj: > \*\*Hey Biggirl, > > Mayor Guliani announced today that he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. I know this is the Pit, but jeez! \*\* And your point is?